1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
2. If toi push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If toi pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless toi keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.
3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.
4. It's always better to be down here wishing toi were up there than up there wishing toi were down here.
5. The ONLY time toi have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, toi can actually watch the pilot start sweating.
7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.
8. A 'good' landing is one from which toi can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.
9. Learn from the mistakes of others. toi won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
10. toi know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.
11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.
12. Never let an aircraft take toi somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.
13. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also rapporter that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.
14. Always try to keep the number of landings toi make equal to the number of take offs you've made.
15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
16. toi start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before toi empty the bag of luck.
17. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.
18. If all toi can see out of the window is ground that's going round and round and all toi can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.
19. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per heure and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
20. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.
21. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going vers l'avant, vers l’avant as much as possible.
22. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.
23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to appeal.
24. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, piste behind you, and a tenth of a seconde ago.
2. If toi push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If toi pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless toi keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.
3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.
4. It's always better to be down here wishing toi were up there than up there wishing toi were down here.
5. The ONLY time toi have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, toi can actually watch the pilot start sweating.
7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.
8. A 'good' landing is one from which toi can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.
9. Learn from the mistakes of others. toi won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
10. toi know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.
11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.
12. Never let an aircraft take toi somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.
13. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also rapporter that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.
14. Always try to keep the number of landings toi make equal to the number of take offs you've made.
15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
16. toi start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before toi empty the bag of luck.
17. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.
18. If all toi can see out of the window is ground that's going round and round and all toi can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.
19. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per heure and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
20. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.
21. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going vers l'avant, vers l’avant as much as possible.
22. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.
23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to appeal.
24. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, piste behind you, and a tenth of a seconde ago.
I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught toi should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Friends say that i'm delirous(or however toi spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer article so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Friends say that i'm delirous(or however toi spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer article so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................