I don’t know what makes toi so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told toi to be yourself simply couldn’t have donné toi worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t toi have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let toi mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are toi always this stupid ou are toi making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like toi before – but I had to pay an admission.
If toi took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d l’amour to help toi out…now, which way did toi come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, toi can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains par the time toi got there, so they gave toi a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope toi meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d l’amour to ask how old toi are, but unfortunately I know toi can’t count that high.
All jour I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything toi know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did toi get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse toi to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did toi fall from the stupid tree?
Did toi have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like toi before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of citations that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told toi to be yourself simply couldn’t have donné toi worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t toi have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let toi mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are toi always this stupid ou are toi making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like toi before – but I had to pay an admission.
If toi took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d l’amour to help toi out…now, which way did toi come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, toi can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains par the time toi got there, so they gave toi a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope toi meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d l’amour to ask how old toi are, but unfortunately I know toi can’t count that high.
All jour I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything toi know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did toi get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse toi to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did toi fall from the stupid tree?
Did toi have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like toi before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
___________________________________________________________
I found a alot of citations that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
