Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off toi aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so toi aren't the one stressed on birth control , toi do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutes tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell toi at what heure to be accueil when toi in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than accueil as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If toi get drunk toi are not seen as if toi did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in l’amour over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached par a stranger on rue wanting your money ou anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy toi can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places toi can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if toi are fat ou not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off toi aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so toi aren't the one stressed on birth control , toi do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutes tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell toi at what heure to be accueil when toi in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than accueil as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If toi get drunk toi are not seen as if toi did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in l’amour over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached par a stranger on rue wanting your money ou anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy toi can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places toi can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if toi are fat ou not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
A Child's Mind
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything toi may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope toi like it, I've posté it in my blog too :) - link
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything toi may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope toi like it, I've posté it in my blog too :) - link
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting images captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated par the smoke ou get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, toi rant so much about how toi have a hard time making choices. Whether toi should work on your assignment ou go out with your friends. Whether toi should rendez-vous amoureux, date this guy ou that guy. Whether toi should break up with your boyfriend ou not. Whether toi should wear the rose chemisier ou the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting images captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated par the smoke ou get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, toi rant so much about how toi have a hard time making choices. Whether toi should work on your assignment ou go out with your friends. Whether toi should rendez-vous amoureux, date this guy ou that guy. Whether toi should break up with your boyfriend ou not. Whether toi should wear the rose chemisier ou the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
if someone is making toi upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way toi are, ou they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, ou don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying toi for "no reason", it's because they like you, ou is jealous of you, ou it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them toi are raising money to buy nourriture for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that toi want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines jour gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them toi grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it suivant to your ear and say that he talks to toi and says he need a new accueil and thats why toi buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them toi are raising money to buy nourriture for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that toi want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines jour gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them toi grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it suivant to your ear and say that he talks to toi and says he need a new accueil and thats why toi buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like ou l’amour and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn plus fans......add aléatoire ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn plus fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn médailles ...u have to add plus pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have plus médailles .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get plus fans.....and frnds too.
when i have plus ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this article will be useful have a gr8 jour everybody and type ur commentaire plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like ou l’amour and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn plus fans......add aléatoire ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn plus fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn médailles ...u have to add plus pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have plus médailles .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get plus fans.....and frnds too.
when i have plus ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this article will be useful have a gr8 jour everybody and type ur commentaire plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at aléatoire times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that toi are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this liste ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs toi know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that toi are a muggle born even if toi did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope toi liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at aléatoire times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that toi are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this liste ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs toi know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that toi are a muggle born even if toi did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope toi liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a question on this spot that asked "If toi saw Justin Bieber standing on the haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump, would toi cry ou scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do toi people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone toi know ou care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a question on this spot that asked "If toi saw Justin Bieber standing on the haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump, would toi cry ou scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do toi people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone toi know ou care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did toi here about the blonde who shot an Arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do toi do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the rue when the sign a dit "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when toi ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do toi do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the rue when the sign a dit "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when toi ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
