aléatoire Club
rejoindre
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a oreiller feather ou a back scratcher, but was plus like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped par a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the jungle woman brought help. Her entire family and troop memebers followed her all the way to the same arbre where she left me. When she and all of them looked up however, they were frightend. The leader of the tribe, a strong musclar man, commanded his troops to begin shooting arrows at the giant snake. The tribe fired their spears at the giant creature and the sight of fast, flying arrows got the snake panicked. With that said, the snake uncolied me and slithered fast up the tree. I took a gulp of air and sighed hardly. The woman climbed up the arbre and apologised for leaving me up there alone. I told her it was fine.

With a friendly smile, she grabbed my hand and told me to jump. With that, she and I jumped down from the arbre and to the ground. Once that was done, she introudeced me to her family as well as her tribe. The tribesmen were suprised to see me as well. They soon began interacting with me much easier too. After that, they all took me to their village.

Their village was a very big place. It was piled with tiny, tiki houses, children played around in the yards, and hard workers did their best to keep their pits cleaned and sharp. The woman also taught me the life story of the tribe and how they first lived on the island. She even mentioned the story about the meanacing creature that attacks them.

The creature's name was "Lukemba", the giant demon of the island. She even gave me a very good description of what the beast looked like- it was 10 ft tall, had spiral horns, sharp teeth, and had beaming red eyes that if anyone stares at them, they would be turned into ashes. This story scared the ghost out of me. Even though I was a bit frightend, I knew I would count on her and her troops to protect me as well as each other. I also figured once I get use to their culture, I might become one of them as well, though getting back accueil is important too.

While I was enjoying fun times in the tribe's village, about several feet from where the troop's accueil was at, there was a huge swamp. This swamp was dark, murky, and stinky as well. Not very much activity goes on in these parts except for croaking frogs and screeching swamp birds. However, something did change in the swamp that very moment- for loud foot steps could be heard, echoing through the jungle. These beaming sounds scared every creature away. It was just then that the apperance of a pair of large, gargantuan feet appeared, colored green. The monster has appeared, and looks very hungry."
 Yes toi are.
Yes you are.
Good jour everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this article after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.


Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively toi going nowhere in progress you'll only sink plus and plus into depression.


Even if toi feel toi couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go vers l'avant, vers l’avant without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.

British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let toi down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a...
continue reading...
When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept écriture reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One étoile, star is the lowest and five stars is the highest.

After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean...
continue reading...
added by TheLefteris24
video
aléatoire
musique
Shrek
saxophone
awesome
sexy
meme
There's so many great superheroes out there and it's time to talk about the greatest out of all them. These Heroes stand for what is right and montrer the bad guys who is boss.

10. the entire PAW Patrol gang

There was a PAW Patrol superhero special, so they totally count as official superheroes. Forget about the Justice League and the Avengers. Clearly, this is the best superhero team. Together, they'll bark away Mayor Humdinger, one of the scariest villains of all time.

9. Detective Pikachu

Some might try to say that Detective Pikachu isn't a superhero. However, Batman's a detective and is considered...
continue reading...
Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger par at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...
continue reading...
added by Blaze1213IsBack
Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed par the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
continue reading...
added by Seanthehedgehog
Well, that's an interesting transition.
video
aléatoire
musique
song
funny
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the plage with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: toi haven't a dit that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run par the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.

And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.

Amy: It's...
continue reading...
video
aléatoire
musique
song
kalafina
awesome
animé
zaregoto series
added by TheLefteris24
added by SilentForce
added by TheLefteris24
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: No one
added by MeiMisty
added by MeiMisty
added by MeiMisty