How can toi get four Suits – Avocats sur Mesure for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
How do dinosaures pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
What do toi call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do toi call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do toi make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do toi make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
How do toi prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What can toi hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
What country makes toi shiver?
Chile.
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find toi very attractive.
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
What did the mother balai, genêt à balais say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
toi go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got toi covered.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
What do toi call a veau after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What do toi call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Why was Cendrillon thrown off the basketball, basket-ball team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do toi call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do toi call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.
What do toi call the best beurre on the farm?
A goat.
What do toi do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.
What do toi get if toi traverser, croix a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do toi get if toi traverser, croix an éléphant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do toi get if toi traverser, croix an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What do toi get when toi traverser, croix a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do toi get when toi traverser, croix poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A lait truck.
What is a tree's favori drink?
Root beer.
What is the best thing to do if toi find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of chats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What kind of ties can't toi wear?
Railroad ties.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What do toi call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do toi call a country where everyone has to drive a rose car?
A rose car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
Why did the doughnut boutique close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Hahaha okayy i know some of them aren't that funny but it's not me who wrote them ;)
If toi want plus toi can visit this site link!
Buy a deck of cards.
How do dinosaures pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
What do toi call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do toi call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do toi make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do toi make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
How do toi prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What can toi hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
What country makes toi shiver?
Chile.
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find toi very attractive.
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
What did the mother balai, genêt à balais say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
toi go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got toi covered.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
What do toi call a veau after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What do toi call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Why was Cendrillon thrown off the basketball, basket-ball team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do toi call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do toi call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.
What do toi call the best beurre on the farm?
A goat.
What do toi do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.
What do toi get if toi traverser, croix a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do toi get if toi traverser, croix an éléphant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do toi get if toi traverser, croix an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What do toi get when toi traverser, croix a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do toi get when toi traverser, croix poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A lait truck.
What is a tree's favori drink?
Root beer.
What is the best thing to do if toi find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of chats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What kind of ties can't toi wear?
Railroad ties.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What do toi call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do toi call a country where everyone has to drive a rose car?
A rose car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
Why did the doughnut boutique close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Hahaha okayy i know some of them aren't that funny but it's not me who wrote them ;)
If toi want plus toi can visit this site link!