aléatoire Article: ten ways to know toi have PMS

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posted by kitkat709477

1.everyone around toi has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolat chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything toi say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive toi crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and toi just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to coup de poing someone without a reason
12.if toi start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if toi were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give toi 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so toi know*

deathding, Spottedpool and 6 others like this

slytherinangel LOL I like that..but you should add "You just want to punch someone without a reason" and "Wonder if you could use a PMS excuse to get away with murder" I always get emotional and cry then want to punch someone in the face the next few days XD.

Cries_Bloodlova He he Funny

rosie23 I do all that on a daily basis. Is PMS a good excuse for being a total bitch?

Vocaloidcode01 XD

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the suivant car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The plus it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying toi should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the commentaires which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz toi hate America."

3. When toi go to the princible's office, and when he asks why toi were sent, say, "I wrote that toi sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam réponses

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited par mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah dessert and traveled par Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an pomme tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pain which is pain made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

toi came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one jour embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I l’amour the special bond that we beutifully share,
I l’amour the way toi montrer u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever sûr, sans danger within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When toi meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are toi doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't toi try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When toi ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer beurre Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as toi can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when toi laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C jus, jus de boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* orange Lavaburst
* pêche, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rose Lemonade
* fraise Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy pomme cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* fruit Pow
* fruit Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* rose Lemonade
* framboise Kiwi
* Strawberry
* fraise Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C acide, sure Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My question of Love;; Fear of Loving toi && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did toi really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be plus than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special jour
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that jour
there was lots to be a dit
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When toi a dit "I l’amour you"
I a dit "I l’amour toi too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be plus
What if I did...

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haut, retour au début 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) déplacer everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an éléphant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...

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haut, retour au début ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if toi sometimes feel sad ou depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to toi sorry, but if your in any other country, then toi still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When toi think of chocolat everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a pizza

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press aléatoire numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid aléatoire Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if toi cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping ou unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...

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Funny citations From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. toi can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say toi should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching télévision par candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find télévision very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES toi FAIL! FIND OUT WHY toi FAIL NOW!

posted by emma-may

WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO toi - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring toi the news of fail blog sooner...

some of toi may know but the rest of toi probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your jour to jour FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most aléatoire posts of failed photo shots of failures posté par dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make toi laugh! toi can take failed pictures your self...

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5 things that will make everyone think you're insane!

posted by werewolflover

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other article like this so here's another one.I hope toi enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks par (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a thé party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals par say "would toi like to rejoindre us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rose fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good ou I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

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20 Ways To Annoy a Disney étoile, étoile, star

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Go to a Miley Cyrus concert with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the concert and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl ou not). Make sure toi both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez ou Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's veste in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...

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The one thing to prove that toi are a gunniess

posted by patrisha727

montrer this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT rendez-vous amoureux, date IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by wild-bby

My friend posté these on her bebo page a while il y a so I thought I'd share them with toi :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...

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famous lef handers

posted by shiriny

one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

plus famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy rayon, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz