aléatoire Article: 10 Things Guys SHOULD Know About Girls

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posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of toi when we
a) want toi to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini jupe when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If toi ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't ou feel like toi should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, ou angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If toi think we like to hang out with toi every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have toi ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When toi ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we l’amour you... toi better believe it.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

Gracelyn87 omg so right my fav one is 9 6 4 5

Mallory101 10 <33

MileySelena982 Thanx for the comments guys. It means A lot

taylorno1 1,7,9,10 <33

jblovesme4ever i agree with 1 and 6 mostly

MileySelena982 TRhanks for the feed back guys!

txgirlz HA HA 6 is true

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arc en ciel Mika as a poney

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Beyond me ( Death )

posted by canal

Kody and I stayed right where we were and no one came out. No Mason, no Jonathan. "Are they alive?" I asked. "I don't know" Kody a dit standing up. I krept through the front door. The house was a mess and no sign of the boys. "Are they dead" I asked in a low whisper. "Nope" Jonathan a dit standing in the doorway.
"Where's Mason" Kody asked with a raised eyebrow. "He's ..not here right now" Jonathan said. "I'm right here" Mason said. The minute he stepped through the door everything froze except Mason and I. "Mason your okay" I a dit happily. "Not really" he said. He dropped to his knees and he...

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Beyond me ( nightmare )

posted by canal

I felt betrayed I was always told I was an only child. Mason came and put his hand on my shoulder. "Aliya we have to go now" he whispered in my ear. My cœur, coeur drummed against my chest. I studied Kody he was left handed like me had bright hazel eyes like mine his hair was short but straight like mine. His lips shaped like a cresent moon moved with every word he spoke. A huge weight lifted from my chest as Kody a dit some spell. "A brother huh? Why was I never told his?" I asked examining Kody. "He was taken to train as a darkness master as a child" mom explained. "Then how dont I remember" I asked...

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Beyond me ( l’amour )

posted by canal

"Mason?" I whispered in his ear. "What is it?" He replyed in a soft voice. I rested my face on his shoulder "May I fall in l’amour with you?" Mason stopped and looked at me like i was crazy. "Who's going to stop you" he said. I smiled and went on playing with his hair. Mason took us back to the worn out house. "Ok only a little bit longer then toi have to get of the Mason express. "No" I moaned. He laughed and kissed my hand I used to hold onto him. After a bit plus walking we made it to Jonathan's house. When he looked at me I shook my head. "Fine" he said.
He stopped in front of the door and...

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Beyond me (water)

posted by canal

My breathing was heavy and I couldn't help but think what's going to happen next. "Aliya I have to talk to you" Jonathan a dit nodding at a pile of rocks. When Lee finally stepped onto the ground it started raining hard. "What is it Jonathan" I ask innocently. He grins a little at the thought of something and I knew it was about me. "Do toi know what he did to you" Jonathan finally asked after many minutes of silence. "Who the old man?" I a dit sitting on a big rock. He let out a breathy laugh " old? I thought twenty's were quite young."
My eyes widened "wow." Jonathan sat beside means grabbed...

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Beyond me ( Ice )

posted by canal

This is part two of Beyond me just to let toi know

Jonathan grabbed my wrist and pulled into the room I was in. "Wait don' tell me this room is yours" I a dit almost begging. He nodded and fell back on the bed. I sighed. "Where do I sleep" I asked kind of hoping he'd say the floor since he obviously was sleeping in the bed. "In the lit if toi want" he smiled at me before pulling the covers over his head. I crawled in the lit and fell asleep. Ice covered the ground almost as if it were a ice skating rink.
My breath was like smoke escaping from my lungs disguised with a white puff. I carefully made...

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Beyond me ( Darkness )

posted by canal

MDR sorry just a story I wrote

Darkness rose out of the ground covering everthing in a two foot radious."Hello" I yelled with the darkness beckoning me. As I stood to my feet as saw him dark blue eyes and dark hair the fell in front of his eyes. I ran towards him but he vanished as I touched him. "No" I whispered to myself. I heard a voice that was unfurmilure. "Come to me" the soft voice said. As a sudden fog disappeared I saw him again. I walked over and put my hand on his arm. "Your real" I muttered.
He gave me a duh look and walked away. I reached my hand out slightly then dropped it back...

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The minor gods

posted by cubsfanjoe13

I thought about using actual minor gods, but I could not find any, so I made some up.
Prane
Prane was good at disguises. Walking down Fifth Avenue, he was wearing mortal clothes and walking like a mortal. Quickly. To the Empire State Building. Olympus. He zoned out, looking at peoples auras that tell what they are. He saw two people with a little bit of one of the gods blood in them. Maybe their ancestors were demigods. Then he saw the demigod, who was maybe in his early twenties. He realized that they were brothers at that moment. They were both children of Ares, although Prane was a full god....

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questions Episode 2

posted by adaug

Okay Another QUESTION!:
Q:Where was "Fig Newtons"invented?
A:Good QUESTION,The ANSWER is :Fig Newtons were invented in a town in Massachusetts!

SO!WHAT YA WAITING FOR?GO GET YA figue, fig NEWTONS!

Remember to commentaire your question and I will answer ASAP!Okay?Okay!
Now a aléatoire moment!:
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Ultimativity,random story part 1

posted by Insane4ever

Its sunday morning 5 pm..i mean am...damn it....charly mc picknose was just getting out of bed

charly: *gets up,rubs eyes n opens eyes*...aaaaaah!!...what the hell lary....whatcha doing in mah room!!?!???!??!
(lary bonerhead was charlys best friend)
lary:actualy this is my room,you fell unconcious at the middle of the party
charly:what party,i brun foncé, dun remember anything
rock:the best party ever!!!!how do toi not remember it
(rock....idk his last name,no one knows...is a party crasher,he will sneek into any party)
lary:what the hell!!!how did i not notice toi rock
rock: oh i was sleeping in your bushes outside your house
jarry:rock....you idiot
(jarry lick a lot is...well...everyones friend,everyone knows him n everyone respects him....)
rock:no toi are the idiot,idiot
(....exept rock)
jarry:how am i the idiot,i didnt sleep in the bushes....i slept in your dog house.....

End of part 1

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Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War - Operator "Woods" Voicelines

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HOVER CAT!

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Mermaid remains

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lama plush toys! <3

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10 ways to annoy people

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~My favori Quotes~

posted by suzuki_reika

“Death is terrible for anyone. Young ou old, good ou evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.”
- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The plus toi try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...

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Garfield 2015 06 07

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Jin

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