There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about toi right now. None of them are nice
To know me is to l’amour me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.
I want a tazer =)
Has gone to play in traffic.
Is breathing oxygen
I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.
toi can email your complaints to firstname.lastname@example.org
Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean toi get to slap them twice?
Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???
I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side
SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis
Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their bureau and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?
Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!
If you're looking for the perfect woman, toi have two options. Mother Teresa, ou Barbie... One of them is dead, sorry to hear toi play with dolls.
Live like toi were dying tomorrow, because if toi keep annoying me, toi might
Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.
When all else fails, grab a shovel and bury the bitch
Be the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream "OH NO!! THE chienne IS AWAKE!!"
I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug
Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband