aléatoire Club
rejoindre
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by jujuh98
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it a dit that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if toi don't then toi need to see a doctor!!
posted by tamar20
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their commentaires and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If toi don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to toi ou start swearing ou being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down ou until they talk to toi nicely. Some people can be donné seconde chances to realize that toi aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate toi for. But some people just won’t like toi in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
continue reading...
Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the montrer is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If toi look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", ou perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
continue reading...
if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making toi upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way toi are, ou they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, ou don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying toi for "no reason", it's because they like you, ou is jealous of you, ou it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give toi a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if toi can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your jour been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
continue reading...
31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written par a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever toi do, don't just montrer up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and toi will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to Kiss in...
continue reading...
posted by invadercalliope
I hope toi enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and toi failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail toi out of jail, a best friend will be sitting suivant to toi saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the rive like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made toi smile
8:Clear as a cloche, bell my nody a dit "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
continue reading...
posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character ou the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
continue reading...
FRIENDS: Lend toi their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat ou drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why toi have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents par Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, par Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail toi out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting suivant to toi sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen toi cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else toi cried...just laugh about it with toi in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
continue reading...
posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised par the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one poisson heading...
continue reading...
1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them toi are raising money to buy nourriture for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that toi want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines jour gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them toi grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it suivant to your ear and say that he talks to toi and says he need a new accueil and thats why toi buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like ou l’amour and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn plus fans......add aléatoire ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn plus fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn médailles ...u have to add plus pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have plus médailles .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get plus fans.....and frnds too.

when i have plus ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this article will be useful have a gr8 jour everybody and type ur commentaire plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at aléatoire times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that toi are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this liste ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs toi know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that toi are a muggle born even if toi did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope toi liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a question on this spot that asked "If toi saw Justin Bieber standing on the haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump, would toi cry ou scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on haut, retour au début of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do toi people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone toi know ou care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created par augustemily1997

Created par augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did toi know that every night before toi go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to Kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If toi repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with toi will approach toi within one mois and ask toi out ou grab toi and Kiss you. but if toi break this chain no one will...
continue reading...
posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did toi here about the blonde who shot an Arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do toi do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the rue when the sign a dit "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when toi ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know toi could play Twister all par yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know toi could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: toi spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he ou she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that toi can see that toi di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
continue reading...
posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the suivant stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the suivant stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
continue reading...
This is par far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic questions being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some réponses that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can toi send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi plage on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
continue reading...
posted by musicfanaticXD
I was lire the Wal-Mart article and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the commentaires section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that toi can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
continue reading...
 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in chercher of you
Looking for the cœur, coeur now
Have toi heard the news
maybe toi a volé, étole it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in chercher of you
Looking for he cœur, coeur now
Have toi heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find toi soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of toi know it as the only song i know par cœur, coeur from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge araign? e, araignée i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!