WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table, tableau with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the lait carton.
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check ou charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a télévision set in her purse.
"So, do toi always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how toi can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out par the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He réponses that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought toi were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the lait carton!)
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a basse-cour of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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CREATION
A man a dit to his wife one day, "I don't know how toi can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so toi would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to toi !
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the suivant day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The suivant morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper par the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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She's sitting at the table, tableau with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the lait carton.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check ou charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a télévision set in her purse.
"So, do toi always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how toi can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out par the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He réponses that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought toi were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the lait carton!)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a basse-cour of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CREATION
A man a dit to his wife one day, "I don't know how toi can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so toi would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to toi !
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the suivant day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The suivant morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper par the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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* orange Lavaburst
* pêche, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rose Lemonade
* fraise Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy pomme cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* fruit Pow
* fruit Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* rose Lemonade
* framboise Kiwi
* Strawberry
* fraise Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C acide, sure Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* pêche, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rose Lemonade
* fraise Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy pomme cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* fruit Pow
* fruit Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* rose Lemonade
* framboise Kiwi
* Strawberry
* fraise Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C acide, sure Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
__________________________________________________
THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if toi sometimes feel sad ou depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to toi sorry, but if your in any other country, then toi still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When toi think of chocolat everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if toi sometimes feel sad ou depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to toi sorry, but if your in any other country, then toi still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When toi think of chocolat everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other article like this so here's another one.I hope toi enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks par (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a thé party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals par say "would toi like to rejoindre us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rose fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good ou I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks par (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a thé party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals par say "would toi like to rejoindre us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rose fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good ou I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?