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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that toi talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the haut, retour au début of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when toi laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your chemise on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station toi don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking toi and chase it around the house...

41.When toi douche ou bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to tuba in your poisson tank..
Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, ou why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and toi think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, toi SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

toi have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, ou what they are, ou even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, ou because toi think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat ou it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak toi out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that toi actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until toi spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far toi can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes toi have to stop thinking so much and go where your cœur, coeur takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, toi must keep moving.

Do not let what toi cannot do interfere with what toi can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 ou BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. rapporter everything and commentaire 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say toi hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' ou 'You're so annoying' ou 'No' on a mur post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are plus but i cant be stuffed naming them um commentaire if i have missed any male animé dudes toi like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when toi tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. supprimer any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. toi need to listen to us
6. if toi going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i l’amour you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if toi get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if toi do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With requin Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of requin attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if toi are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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posted by mehere
Im sorry if toi dont like me Im sorry if toi think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who toi are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change ou be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If toi don't like my words, don't listen. If toi don't like my appearance, don't look. If toi don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. toi think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't toi see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, toi gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
rapporter the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave toi alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat ou drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why toi have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail toi out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting suivant to toi sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen toi cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else toi cried...just laugh about it with toi in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks toi to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has toi on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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1. Every jour at school is the same
2. toi never know if your braids look digusting ou not
3. toi are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. toi would like to think that people notice ou even think about toi but toi are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows ou cares about
5. toi worry people will write nasty commentaires on your fanpop article that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all toi do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When toi only really have like 3 Friends at school and 2 of them...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting par an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the mur to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five minutes yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time toi see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that toi are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that toi are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure toi dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W buisson, bush has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, ou 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th jour of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid commentaires please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of nourriture and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum ou dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach toi some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room toi built under the ground and put some nourriture and drinks there!

6-When the jour comes! go to the room toi built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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posted by animefreak21
do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a aléatoire person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the haut, retour au début of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow aléatoire people all over the store ou where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a aléatoire person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender ou if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of toi have heard Born This Way par Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I l’amour everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being toi are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need nourriture when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do toi want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take toi out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call toi sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give toi a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why toi are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are toi going through now?

"I l’amour you, too." = Okay, I a dit it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized par irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing ou two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our l’amour toi lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we l’amour him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our l’amour is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we l’amour be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape ou form.
6.Guys toi should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with toi (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly l’amour we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When toi (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.