This is par far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
questions ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic questions being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some réponses that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can toi send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi plage on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much bière you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some jour trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin ou Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a an and a half il y a to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it sûr, sans danger to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can toi send me a liste of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do toi have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do toi celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when toi get here.)
Q: Can toi give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is lait available all an round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and toi should be about right)
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of ours and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where toi can make l’amour outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
questions ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic questions being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some réponses that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can toi send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi plage on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much bière you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some jour trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin ou Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a an and a half il y a to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it sûr, sans danger to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can toi send me a liste of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do toi have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do toi celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when toi get here.)
Q: Can toi give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is lait available all an round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and toi should be about right)
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of ours and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where toi can make l’amour outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime toi see someon say a compleatly aléatoire word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a thé party like toi did when toi were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes par except old people
commentaire and I will make more
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime toi see someon say a compleatly aléatoire word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a thé party like toi did when toi were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes par except old people
commentaire and I will make more
1. "No stopping ou standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.
2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm plage park circa 1950.
3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full ou empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled par phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided douche casquette, cap box.
9. "Payment is due par the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm plage park circa 1950.
3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full ou empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled par phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided douche casquette, cap box.
9. "Payment is due par the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
1. Whenever toi eat ice cream with a friend, start chant "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"
2. If your Friends has a or fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.
3. If toi Friends has a or fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your Friends asks why, tell them the poisson were lonely.
4. When écriture and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.
5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit donné to CAITLYN_SU for that one
6. Sing The Song That Never Ends
7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever toi like.
8. montrer them this liste XD
If toi have any plus ways, please write them in commentaires so I can use them in future articles.
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2. If your Friends has a or fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.
3. If toi Friends has a or fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your Friends asks why, tell them the poisson were lonely.
4. When écriture and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.
5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit donné to CAITLYN_SU for that one
6. Sing The Song That Never Ends
7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever toi like.
8. montrer them this liste XD
If toi have any plus ways, please write them in commentaires so I can use them in future articles.
<3 Emisa123
Just plaln annoying!!
