Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, boutique and stay overnight.
The suivant morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and a dit she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, boutique and stay overnight.
The suivant morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and a dit she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
()_() Help this buuny
(+.+) take over the
() () WORLD! and if toi dont.
He'll kill you!
yhul;op - my cat tryed to say 'hi' xD
Omg my bunny fell asleep in my chats litter box xD XD
Ummmmm what else, ou, my lil sis is trying to ride my horse........>:( NO1 RIDES BEAKEY OTHER THEN MEH! SHE IS GOING DOWN!
God other then me being pissed right now and waiting to post aléatoire pics what else should i do?
Uhhhhhh......The onley normale jour i had was a monday.
my cat eats dog food
monkeys ate Miley C.
Lets see if i can post the pics now.
things i hate:
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls
things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
gothique colors
pink
jouer la comédie VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF
words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused
THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!
as i said, totally dumb and random.
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls
things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
gothique colors
pink
jouer la comédie VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF
words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused
THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!
as i said, totally dumb and random.