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1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo biscuits, cookies with chocolat Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get lait and put in a chocolat bar. Let it rest for 5 minutes and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in chocolat powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolat syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if toi can work the ice cream maker. If toi can't, cry and beg until toi can. Enjoy

6) Go to your mom's room and get her chocolat colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.

7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a chocolat ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.

8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make toi a chocolat ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)

9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in lait and sugar. Enjoy.

10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!
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Abounding times in your life toi will meet mean ou rude people that toi dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This article will teach toi all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes ou they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", ou toi can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need plus ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to commentaire one? ou many if toi have many. anyways thanks for lire this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX


~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I a dit starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky a dit starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason...
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posted by sarabeara
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best Friends and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]


To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the suivant morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
1. Ruin there favori dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soupe and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up par me. ^ ^
1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
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Every clip from episodes of Arthur where D.W. has screamed when she's been freaked out ou scared.xD
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posted by bvbmary15
1. “I l’amour your physique. toi must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and toi will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure toi don’t use this on every seconde guy.2. “Have we met before ou do toi have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are toi going to ask me out, ou do toi like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when toi are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. toi always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are toi an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!