just to let toi know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. toi had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope toi feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset toi must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't toi regret
installing Windows 95?
8. toi totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. toi had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope toi feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset toi must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't toi regret
installing Windows 95?
8. toi totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
Yeah,this is the first article I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 an old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If toi met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know toi don't hit when toi don't get what toi want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's plus but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what toi think in commentaires please:)
O.K I have a 7 an old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If toi met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know toi don't hit when toi don't get what toi want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's plus but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what toi think in commentaires please:)
1. Write a new article on this website
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the bibliothèque
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to musique and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend ou two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch Friends The TV Series
14. Go on Google and chercher weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy aléatoire people (this could get toi kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size Candy land
28. Paint snow
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the bibliothèque
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to musique and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend ou two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch Friends The TV Series
14. Go on Google and chercher weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy aléatoire people (this could get toi kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size Candy land
28. Paint snow