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posted by Seanthehedgehog

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My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined par an idiot that posté a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would toi do something like that?

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HelluvaBoss review:

posted by Canada24

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Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...

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A liste of Sites toi Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that toi probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add plus to the liste when I find plus sites I think toi should probably avoid. So if anyone sends toi liens to the following sites, toi have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad par the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS toi ARE A SICKO I ADVISE toi NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - haut, retour au début 20 liste

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying ou you'll get some action faster than a pit taureau, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all toi want even if she is the kind who will out chug toi in bière and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names toi never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth ou Dare questions Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth ou dare Questions

Truth ou dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth ou dare questions, which will help toi to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream toi have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality ou feature toi would like to change about yourself?

Do toi have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend ou boyfriend's friend?

Do toi think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cercle that had its two sides gently compressed par a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with plus than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If toi have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that toi ask their opinion of everything.

7. After toi have your bath, emballage, wrap a bath towel around toi and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers toi know.
12.Strangers toi don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to supprimer above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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41 Corny cul, cul, ass jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my liste of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let toi know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything ou eating anything toi might spit it ou something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the balai, genêt à balais late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the baie they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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aléatoire jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and toi have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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39 Things to Do to Confuse, Annoy and/or Freak Out Strangers

posted by BeastBoyCahill

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation par saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall ou any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way toi laugh as toi wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt ou Uncle. If toi dare, hug them.
5. While passing a aléatoire stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...

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My haut, retour au début 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult liste I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. toi can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the haut, retour au début 10 and just listing the other women and montrer pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for toi guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope toi enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to commentaire and I can't wait to hear what...

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aléatoire Facts

posted by Bluekait

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are plus likely to become serial killers.

Everything toi see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are plus likely to dream when toi are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If toi tear off paper from bottles, toi are sexually...

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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für tanière, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by windwakerguy43

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If toi don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

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Five Nights At Freddy's 3 Rap Song!

posted by deathding

A rapide, swift lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If toi want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive ou they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
YOU GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE toi LATER!

So night one, here we go,...

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chercher Me

posted by nmdis

"Search Me"

Through this skin toi see
My heart
Through this laughter toi feel
My pain
Even through this mask toi see
My face
For toi are the only one who really knows just who I am

And toi chercher me
And toi know all the secrets of my heart
And toi chercher me
Revealing the mysteries of who toi are
toi chercher me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When toi are the only one who really knows just who I am

And toi chercher me
And toi know all the secrets of my heart
And toi chercher me
Revealing the...

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Aokigahara

posted by Nein-Nein

Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a populaire place for suicides , The forest is a populaire place for suicides, reportedly the most populaire in Japon and seconde in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...

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Gateway to Heaven - Tianmen Cave, China

posted by Nein-Nein

Awesome

Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the haut, retour au début

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top

STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS

Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)

Tianmen Mountain Cableway