Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 4: No Talking
The Nut House is full tonight, and all eight of our main characters are here.
Parker: *Finishes his ribs, and cleans his hands with a napkin* Time for my message. *Stands up with a spoon, and glass. He hits the glass with the spoon five times*
Everyone: *Staring at Parker*
Parker: Attention everyone, I have a special announcement to make.
Kevin: You've donné up on trying to beat my high score on Dig-Dug.
Everyone: *Laughing*
Parker: *Angry* That's not it! I am the new owner of our public library.
Liam: What happened to the précédant owner?
Parker: She.....uhh......
Flashback
Police Officers: *Examining a rose square laying down on a table*
Police Triangle: The ambulance is on it's way.
Police Circle: *Holding the noose* What caused her to do this?
Police Triangle: We are about to find out Deputy.
End flashback
Parker: They never did find out.
David: That's great. Can I get back to work now?
Parker: No toi may not! I have one plus thing to tell you. Though I will be spending less time with toi guys in this lovely establishment... *Sheds a tear*
Kevin: Oh great.
Parker: I will finally fulfill my dream of sitting behind a bureau telling others to be quiet!
As he continued crying, others gave him weird looks.
David: Can I get back into the cuisine now?
Parker: Yes toi may.
David: Finally. *Walks into the kitchen*
At the front of the library, Wayne met up with Liz.
Wayne: Hey, toi work at the Nut House, don't you?
Liz: Right. I'm one of the cooks. Are toi going into the library?
Wayne: Yeah. What about you?
Liz: Yeah, I'm also going in. I just hope it's not the one-
Wayne: Parker's in there.
Liz: Oh. Well, it can't be that bad.
Wayne: He's the only shape inside.
Liz: It could still be worse. I don't know about you, but I'm going in.
Wayne: *Watches Liz walk inside, and follows her*
Liz: Morning Parker.
Parker: No talking!!!!
Wayne: *Walks in* toi broke your own rule.
Parker: I a dit no talking!!!! The suivant person to talk gets kicked out of here!
Liz: It's not worth it. *Leaving*
Parker: That's it! Either toi leave, ou I'll...*Watches Liz leave, then looks at Wayne* Would toi like a book?
Wayne: Yes please.
Parker: STOP BREAKING THE RULES!!!!!!!!
Wayne: Whatever. *Leaves*
Later that night.
Wayne: *Sits down at Kevin, and Liam's table*
Kevin: toi look nervous.
Liam: And you're sweating bullets.
Wayne: I don't even have a gun. Which is a shame, because I need to kill Parker.
Kevin: What did he do to you?
Wayne: He's running the bibliothèque like a concentration camp. toi know that no talking rule? He's going overboard with it.
Kevin: Like he does with everything else.
Wayne: Miss. cœur, coeur wants to buy the bibliothèque from him, but we doubt Parker will want to sell it to us.
Kevin: Not willingly.
Liam: We need to do some gambling. Bring him to us tomorrow evening. We'll both be here.
Wayne: What will toi do?
Kevin: Help toi out. We won't say how though. toi need to trust us. Just like we trust you. Can toi do it?
Wayne: Yes. We'll both be here tomorrow with Parker.
Kevin: Looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to it.
Wayne: Thanks toi two. *Walks away*
Liam: What are we going to do?
Kevin: What Parker can't. *Points at the Dig Dug game in the arcade*
The suivant night, Wayne, and Miss. cœur, coeur brought Parker to the Nut House.
Wayne: Where are those two?
Kevin: *Sneaking up from behind*
Miss. Heart: Who are toi talking about?
Wayne: I had to avaler, hirondelle my pride to-
Kevin: *Taps Wayne's shoulder*
Wayne: AH!! *Turns around, and sees Kevin*
Everyone: *Staring at Wayne*
Kevin: Now toi can avaler, hirondelle your pride.
Wayne: Where's Liam?
Liam: *Walks in from the front entrance, and claps twice*
Wayne: *Sees Liam*
Parker: What's all this about?
Kevin: Parker, you've been doing a terrible job running the library.
Parker: I have not!
Liam: Ladies, and gentlemen, *Points at Parker* This week's liar.
Kevin: Hooray. *Clapping his hands* Our Friends Wayne, and Miss. Heart-
Wayne: We're not friends. We just came to toi for your help.
Kevin: toi sure toi don't wanna be friends? Miss. cœur, coeur wanted to be plus than Friends when we first met.
Miss. Heart: *Blushing*
Liam: They came to us to make a deal with you. toi beat Kevin's high score in Dig Dug, and toi get to keep the library. If not, toi have to sell it to Miss. Heart.
Parker: What if I don't want to sell it to Miss. Heart?
Kevin: toi have to beat me if toi want to keep the library.
Parker: That'll be easy.
Kevin: Okay, let's do it. *Walks with Parker to the Dig Dug game*
Liam: While they're playing, why don't we order dinner?
Wayne: Since your friend is helping us stop Parker, dîner is on us.
Twenty minutes passed, and lots of empty plates were on the table.
Liam: Wayne, I appreciate all of the burgers toi bought for me, but last time I checked, I didn't want 65 quarter pounders that really weigh half a pound.
Wayne: I'm sorry. toi should have a dit something.
Parker: *Arrives with Kevin*
Kevin: My high score has been beaten.
Wayne: Oh no.
Kevin: par me. It's 23,860.
Liam: What did Parker get?
Parker: *Sad* 12,000. *Crying* The bibliothèque is all yours.
Miss. Heart: Thank you. I will run the bibliothèque like a decent person, and let others talk.
Parker: But there's not supposed to be any talking in a library!
Ending Theme: link
Everyone left Parker to cry par himself.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one plus minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See toi later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground suivant to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head par her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front par his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit par her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, ou beaten up par floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from December 8, 2016
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 4: No Talking
The Nut House is full tonight, and all eight of our main characters are here.
Parker: *Finishes his ribs, and cleans his hands with a napkin* Time for my message. *Stands up with a spoon, and glass. He hits the glass with the spoon five times*
Everyone: *Staring at Parker*
Parker: Attention everyone, I have a special announcement to make.
Kevin: You've donné up on trying to beat my high score on Dig-Dug.
Everyone: *Laughing*
Parker: *Angry* That's not it! I am the new owner of our public library.
Liam: What happened to the précédant owner?
Parker: She.....uhh......
Flashback
Police Officers: *Examining a rose square laying down on a table*
Police Triangle: The ambulance is on it's way.
Police Circle: *Holding the noose* What caused her to do this?
Police Triangle: We are about to find out Deputy.
End flashback
Parker: They never did find out.
David: That's great. Can I get back to work now?
Parker: No toi may not! I have one plus thing to tell you. Though I will be spending less time with toi guys in this lovely establishment... *Sheds a tear*
Kevin: Oh great.
Parker: I will finally fulfill my dream of sitting behind a bureau telling others to be quiet!
As he continued crying, others gave him weird looks.
David: Can I get back into the cuisine now?
Parker: Yes toi may.
David: Finally. *Walks into the kitchen*
At the front of the library, Wayne met up with Liz.
Wayne: Hey, toi work at the Nut House, don't you?
Liz: Right. I'm one of the cooks. Are toi going into the library?
Wayne: Yeah. What about you?
Liz: Yeah, I'm also going in. I just hope it's not the one-
Wayne: Parker's in there.
Liz: Oh. Well, it can't be that bad.
Wayne: He's the only shape inside.
Liz: It could still be worse. I don't know about you, but I'm going in.
Wayne: *Watches Liz walk inside, and follows her*
Liz: Morning Parker.
Parker: No talking!!!!
Wayne: *Walks in* toi broke your own rule.
Parker: I a dit no talking!!!! The suivant person to talk gets kicked out of here!
Liz: It's not worth it. *Leaving*
Parker: That's it! Either toi leave, ou I'll...*Watches Liz leave, then looks at Wayne* Would toi like a book?
Wayne: Yes please.
Parker: STOP BREAKING THE RULES!!!!!!!!
Wayne: Whatever. *Leaves*
Later that night.
Wayne: *Sits down at Kevin, and Liam's table*
Kevin: toi look nervous.
Liam: And you're sweating bullets.
Wayne: I don't even have a gun. Which is a shame, because I need to kill Parker.
Kevin: What did he do to you?
Wayne: He's running the bibliothèque like a concentration camp. toi know that no talking rule? He's going overboard with it.
Kevin: Like he does with everything else.
Wayne: Miss. cœur, coeur wants to buy the bibliothèque from him, but we doubt Parker will want to sell it to us.
Kevin: Not willingly.
Liam: We need to do some gambling. Bring him to us tomorrow evening. We'll both be here.
Wayne: What will toi do?
Kevin: Help toi out. We won't say how though. toi need to trust us. Just like we trust you. Can toi do it?
Wayne: Yes. We'll both be here tomorrow with Parker.
Kevin: Looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to it.
Wayne: Thanks toi two. *Walks away*
Liam: What are we going to do?
Kevin: What Parker can't. *Points at the Dig Dug game in the arcade*
The suivant night, Wayne, and Miss. cœur, coeur brought Parker to the Nut House.
Wayne: Where are those two?
Kevin: *Sneaking up from behind*
Miss. Heart: Who are toi talking about?
Wayne: I had to avaler, hirondelle my pride to-
Kevin: *Taps Wayne's shoulder*
Wayne: AH!! *Turns around, and sees Kevin*
Everyone: *Staring at Wayne*
Kevin: Now toi can avaler, hirondelle your pride.
Wayne: Where's Liam?
Liam: *Walks in from the front entrance, and claps twice*
Wayne: *Sees Liam*
Parker: What's all this about?
Kevin: Parker, you've been doing a terrible job running the library.
Parker: I have not!
Liam: Ladies, and gentlemen, *Points at Parker* This week's liar.
Kevin: Hooray. *Clapping his hands* Our Friends Wayne, and Miss. Heart-
Wayne: We're not friends. We just came to toi for your help.
Kevin: toi sure toi don't wanna be friends? Miss. cœur, coeur wanted to be plus than Friends when we first met.
Miss. Heart: *Blushing*
Liam: They came to us to make a deal with you. toi beat Kevin's high score in Dig Dug, and toi get to keep the library. If not, toi have to sell it to Miss. Heart.
Parker: What if I don't want to sell it to Miss. Heart?
Kevin: toi have to beat me if toi want to keep the library.
Parker: That'll be easy.
Kevin: Okay, let's do it. *Walks with Parker to the Dig Dug game*
Liam: While they're playing, why don't we order dinner?
Wayne: Since your friend is helping us stop Parker, dîner is on us.
Twenty minutes passed, and lots of empty plates were on the table.
Liam: Wayne, I appreciate all of the burgers toi bought for me, but last time I checked, I didn't want 65 quarter pounders that really weigh half a pound.
Wayne: I'm sorry. toi should have a dit something.
Parker: *Arrives with Kevin*
Kevin: My high score has been beaten.
Wayne: Oh no.
Kevin: par me. It's 23,860.
Liam: What did Parker get?
Parker: *Sad* 12,000. *Crying* The bibliothèque is all yours.
Miss. Heart: Thank you. I will run the bibliothèque like a decent person, and let others talk.
Parker: But there's not supposed to be any talking in a library!
Ending Theme: link
Everyone left Parker to cry par himself.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one plus minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See toi later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground suivant to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head par her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front par his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit par her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, ou beaten up par floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from December 8, 2016
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
