So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines.... "Pink badass? HAH! toi couldn't tell the difference between rose and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"
And you'd be right, normally.....
But here's the thing, have toi ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why rose has the reputation it does as of right now?
Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.
Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!
But once toi venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.
An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still rose and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)
Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!
SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK
So back to the topic at hand, rose is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking toi to like it, but for the l’amour of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, toi SEXIST mother-fucker!
Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire article was.....
A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if toi learn to view things in a whole new perspective, toi might just find that certain couleurs can be a lot plus epic than toi might've initially thought.
And to all the soulless bastards who hate fraise Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)