real citations par me..
"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way ou anouther"
"Chainsaws, salve everything"
"Ted Bundy, bitch!"
"I'm no plus than what toi expect from Irish French Canadians"
"Life is crazy. Nothing plus to say"
"Ever feel so damn miserable toi just want to take everything toi own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"
"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"
"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"
"Don't read this stupid story unless toi like stupid comedies par an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site"
"Having re read cupcakes currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But par the narrations"
"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"
"I hate hearing my own voice"
"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired par the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can toi get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss toi off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! toi have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm lire your stupid story. If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"
"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"
"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."
"A humor themed personality quizz called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"
"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the source of the noise"
"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they a dit they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did toi expect him to do!? Idiots!"
"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I montrer how things COULD of gone"
"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"
"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"
"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of par now"
"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"
"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my liste of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"
"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"
"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"
"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"
"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and toi refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"
"Your die and toi will LIKE IT!!"
"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way ou anouther"
"Chainsaws, salve everything"
"Ted Bundy, bitch!"
"I'm no plus than what toi expect from Irish French Canadians"
"Life is crazy. Nothing plus to say"
"Ever feel so damn miserable toi just want to take everything toi own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"
"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"
"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"
"Don't read this stupid story unless toi like stupid comedies par an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site"
"Having re read cupcakes currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But par the narrations"
"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"
"I hate hearing my own voice"
"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired par the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can toi get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss toi off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! toi have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm lire your stupid story. If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"
"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"
"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."
"A humor themed personality quizz called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"
"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the source of the noise"
"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they a dit they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did toi expect him to do!? Idiots!"
"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I montrer how things COULD of gone"
"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"
"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"
"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of par now"
"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"
"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my liste of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"
"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"
"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"
"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"
"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and toi refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"
"Your die and toi will LIKE IT!!"
"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
"Do toi hear that?"Alicia asked."What?"Henry and Sarah asked."That,that,that sound.It's like."Alicia banged the floor."No.I don't hear anything."Said Sarah."Come here."Alicia said.
They got out.
Alicia beckoned them.
"There!It's getting louder!"
The banging continued.
Alicia found herself in the woods.
She stopped.
Henry and Sarah caught up to her.
Alicia covered her mouth.
"What.Is.I-i-it?"Alicia asked.
Down the steep hill.Was a door the door was buried in the ground.under leaves.
The three Friends stepped down.The noise grew louder.Henry and Sarah could hear it now.
Alicia was down first.She saw a keyhole.Alicia looked for the key.
"ALICIA!"Sarah said.
Alicia looked down,stopped her foot from going down,And backed up.A blood puddle.
"Oh my go-"
"The key!It's in the blood!"Henry said.
"Ew!I'm not picking it up!"Alicia said.
Sarah looked around and pushed Henry forward.
Henry picked up the key,And put it in the keyhole...
They got out.
Alicia beckoned them.
"There!It's getting louder!"
The banging continued.
Alicia found herself in the woods.
She stopped.
Henry and Sarah caught up to her.
Alicia covered her mouth.
"What.Is.I-i-it?"Alicia asked.
Down the steep hill.Was a door the door was buried in the ground.under leaves.
The three Friends stepped down.The noise grew louder.Henry and Sarah could hear it now.
Alicia was down first.She saw a keyhole.Alicia looked for the key.
"ALICIA!"Sarah said.
Alicia looked down,stopped her foot from going down,And backed up.A blood puddle.
"Oh my go-"
"The key!It's in the blood!"Henry said.
"Ew!I'm not picking it up!"Alicia said.
Sarah looked around and pushed Henry forward.
Henry picked up the key,And put it in the keyhole...
2. Troll. If toi troll, toi will be banned in 10 secondes flat and nobody will feel sorry for toi when toi whine about your old account being banned.
3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take toi seriously.
4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape toi with hate if toi say rude things.
5. Be anything like dudelol17.
Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove toi to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The seconde one was a key,The third one had a cœur, coeur lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a photo of Me and Lizzie.
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove toi to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The seconde one was a key,The third one had a cœur, coeur lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a photo of Me and Lizzie.
There once lived a 10 an old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will toi stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE a dit YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But toi have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will toi stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE a dit YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But toi have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If toi were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was suivant to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i l’amour these!),a lot plus too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If toi were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was suivant to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i l’amour these!),a lot plus too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
