1. I'm shamelessly ripping off a populaire YouTube channel. GREAT START! ;D
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in article titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a populaire meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on vodka psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the suivant guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the suivant word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a an I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup jour at a local smoothie place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth ou floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot douche afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN toi see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my haut, retour au début 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my haut, retour au début 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made liste RIGHT AFTER I a dit I'd work harder on the suivant one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, ou 6, I never completed my haut, retour au début 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my haut, retour au début 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty plus articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering toi yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth ou flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE suivant CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on feu in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the haut, retour au début of a gratte-ciel with a piano about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in article titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a populaire meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on vodka psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the suivant guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the suivant word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a an I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup jour at a local smoothie place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth ou floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot douche afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN toi see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my haut, retour au début 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my haut, retour au début 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made liste RIGHT AFTER I a dit I'd work harder on the suivant one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, ou 6, I never completed my haut, retour au début 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my haut, retour au début 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty plus articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering toi yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth ou flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE suivant CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on feu in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the haut, retour au début of a gratte-ciel with a piano about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
titre says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a liste at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny haut, retour au début 15 in this club. Why haut, retour au début 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to this and stay tuned to me if toi don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a douche and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy écriture this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much plus on my list!)
So yeah look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to this and stay tuned to me if toi don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a douche and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy écriture this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much plus on my list!)
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
Dont Read If toi Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With toi Guys
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare toi Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If toi Killed A Balck Person toi Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well toi Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
toi So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. toi Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A fan Of You. toi Cant Sing ou Dance. I Hope toi Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be suivant He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The fans Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare toi Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If toi Killed A Balck Person toi Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well toi Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
toi So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. toi Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A fan Of You. toi Cant Sing ou Dance. I Hope toi Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be suivant He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The fans Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s