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posted by Random-Partier
How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as toi walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at toi for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells toi to stop, traverser, croix your arms and say, ?Your racist against paper aren?t you.?
8. Don?t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks toi why toi didn?t do your homework say ?I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you?re the worst teacher ever.? then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When toi have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), toi stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
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Ways to annoy your...Brother/Sister!

1•Walk into his/her room & claque, smack him with a pillow, then walk out.
2•Poke him/her constantly again and again and again.
3•Say "Hey, is that that girl/boy toi like over there?" loudly, and point at aléatoire girl/boy.
4•When standing suivant to him/her, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo suivant to me!" Then coup de poing him/her.
5• After every word toi say to him/her, say "like".
6•When he's/she's doing homework and leaves, erase aléatoire problems.
7•Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his/her pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you".
8•Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat, when in a car.
9•Blow in his/her ear.
10•Walk up to the gir/boyl he/she likes and say "I know who likes you" And point to your brother/sister.
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Battle Scars ~ Guy Sebastian
Red ~ Taylor rapide, swift
Avril Lavigne ~ I l’amour toi
Avril Lavigne ~ Sk8ter Boi
Avril Lavigne ~ Black étoile, star
Avril Lavigne ~ Rock'n'Roll
Coldplay ~ Fix toi
David Guetta ~ She-Wolf
Christina Perri ~ A Thousand Years
Ellie Goulding ~ Burn
Ellie Goulding ~ I need Ur l’amour
Iyaz ~ Replay
Jai Ho ~ toi Are My Destiny ~ UNKNOWN ARTIST
JB ~ As Long As U l’amour Me
Karmin ~ Acapella
Little Mix ~ If I were a boy
Little Mix ~ How Ya Doin'
Little MIx ~ Wings
Little Mix ~ DNA
Little Mix ~ Change Your Life
Mackletore and Ryan Lewis ~ Thrift boutique
Mackletore and Ryan Lewis ~ Can't Hold Us
MKTO ~ Thank toi
MKTO ~ Classic
Oath ~ C**** UNKNOWN
Nicki Minaj ~ Super basse, bass
Don't toi Worry Child
Back In Time
Bom Bom
Hall Of Fame
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that toi are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the lit holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say toi know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors par your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as toi can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.

2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.

3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"

4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.

5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!

6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.

7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"

8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.

9. Bring your Friends along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
posted by FutureDancer
{WARNING, RANT AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.}

I've seriously had enough. I'm seeing it plus and plus everyday, and it gets harder and harder to ignore.

*ahem*

Just because this is the aléatoire Spot, that doesn't mean toi have the right to post whatever crap toi want.

There's a fine line between something being random, and something being spam. People are constantly crossing that line. Constantly. I don't know if they don't know they're doing it, ou if they do it just to piss people off and start fights, but they're still doing it. Tons of users already abuse the réponses section here, but at least...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each an on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix nourriture to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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