aléatoire Article: Not bad!

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posted by klaine_forever

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Let's put on a play! part 3 ~ The costumes

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cygne costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here toi are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look plus ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?

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HOW TO BE Friends WITH AN EX

posted by ShiningsTar542

It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Friends with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for toi then it is plus than possible that with a little time toi two can go back to being friends.

Friends and just friends. toi must be clear about what toi want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what toi want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart toi still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then toi are ready to be Friends again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>

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Country People Don't Care If They Get Killed par A aléatoire feu

posted by cloudstrifefan

Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Friends and the feu alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!

So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the feu alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been plus funny to toi if toi *had've been there.

*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop a dit this article is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.

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The Most aléatoire Adventure Ever!- Part 2

posted by AnimeFan66

"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a oreiller feather ou a back scratcher, but was plus like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped par a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...

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The Most aléatoire Adventure Ever!- Part 1

posted by AnimeFan66

This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope toi all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most aléatoire adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who ou what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the plage and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...

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KATY PERRY FORGETS SHE'S MARRIED!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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My aléatoire Blog Type Thing (Part five)

posted by emilyroxx

One of my favorite book series'.

At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that question is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad toi asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all toi haters of haterz, I just want to tell toi that THIS IS AN OPINION!...

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THE NOMINATIONS FOR THE AMERICAN MUSICA AWARDS 2010

posted by ShiningsTar542

Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American musique Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

toi can vote for your favoris on the event webpage here: American musique Awards.

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your l’amour is suicide( original song)

posted by outsidersfan_14

i hope toi like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first article i put on here so plz commentaire , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know toi amy not understand
but if toi can
please understand
I see toi underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would toi say? take this away
If i told toi how i feel, would it be real ou is this all fake??

Chourus: your l’amour is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...

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My aléatoire Blog Type Thing 3!

posted by emilyroxx

This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.

Hello, I’m back! I’ll write plus now.
So this aléatoire kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone toi want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I a dit “What?” and she a dit “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
One thought that occurred to me today was (those...

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My aléatoire blog type thing. :b

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, ou the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of aléatoire blog on the aléatoire fan page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One jour this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my favori games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re suivant door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...

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5 incredibly aléatoire stuff to do 2 {by now you'll know not to trust me...or will you? Mwahahaha!}

posted by ky-chan

5 plus incredibly aléatoire stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and aléatoire in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jésus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide par zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1

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How to deal with that aggervating person (kris style)

posted by MrssBieber320

Ever met that one person who really really aggervates toi , like constantly talking ou doing everything toi do , well im gonna help toi deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , toi can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a oreiller in toi purse/bag , so if toi need to scream , scream in the oreiller , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , toi COULD use them to block that person out , but studies montrer that if that person happens to avaler, hirondelle one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !

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How my rafting trip went!!!!

posted by energizerbunny

Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol

So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had plus people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol

I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...

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Have toi Ever...?

posted by MovieManiac95

Are You MAD!?

-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????

IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
_________________________________________
If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...

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aléatoire facts bu are they true?

posted by karpach_13

aléatoire Facts but are They True?

The first couple to be shown in lit together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every jour plus money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...

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aléatoire Facts

posted by simpleplan

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed par public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be donné to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored jour for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...

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Something to think about

posted by MissKnowItAll

I am the girl kicked out of her accueil because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...

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song thats untitled- ( i wrote this WRITE THIS seconde on here.lol. please read)

posted by heavenly13

I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure toi out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in toi and toi let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive toi , its the end
so toi can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil toi burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as toi push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...

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Ways to be VERY annoying

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Whenever toi are suivant bored, ou feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' ou 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks toi to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your bureau and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...