Malcolm X (1925-1965) "Cool it, brothers..." (His last words before being assassinated.)
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Karl Marx (1818-1883) "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't a dit enough."
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James McLain (1970) [American criminal] "Take lots of pictures! We are the revolutionaries!" (Before being killed par the police, as he tried to shoot his way to freedom at his trial.)
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Edwin Henry Murrant (1864-1902) [Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet] "Shoot straight, toi bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" (To the firing squad that executed him.)
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John Pierpont morgan (1837-1913) "I've got to get to the haut, retour au début of the hill..."
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Benito Mussolini (1883-1945) "But, but, mister Colonel..." (Before being executed.)
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Napoleon I (1769-1821) "Chief of the Army."
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Ramon Maria Narvaez (1800-1868) "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." (Said on his deathbed, when asked par a priest if he forgave his enemies.)
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Laurence Olivier (1907-1989) "This isn't Hamlet, toi know, it's not meant to go into the bloody ear." (To his nurse, who spilt water over him while trying to moisten his lips.)
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Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount, Palmerston (1784-1865) "Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!" (Attributed last words.)
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St John Philby (Died1960) "God, I'm bored."
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Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) "Drink to me."
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Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "I hope I haven't bored you." (Concluding what would be his last press conference.)
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Sir Walter Raleigh (1554-1618) "I have a long journey to take, and must bid the company farewell."
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Cecil John Rhodes (1853-1902) "So little done, so much to do."
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James W. Rodgers (Died 1960) [American criminal] "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache."
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Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) "Put out the light."
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Ethel Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are the first victims of American fascism!" (Before her execution.)
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Julius Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are innocent. That is the whole truth. To forsake this truth is to pay too high a price even for the priceless gift of life. For life thus purchased we could not live out in dignity." (Before his execution.)
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Damon Runyon (1884-1946) "You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
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Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed par a sniper, 14 November 1916)
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George Sanders (1906-1972) "Dear World, I am leaving toi because I am bored. I am leaving toi with your worries. Good luck." (His suicide note.)
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John Sedgwick (1813-1864) "Nonsense, they couldn't hit an éléphant at this distance." (In response to a suggestion that he should not montrer himself over the parapet during the Battle of the Wilderness.)
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George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "I want to sleep..."
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Adam Smith (1723-1790) "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."
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Gertrude Stein (1874-1946) "Just before she [Stein] died she asked, `What _is_ the answer?' No answer came. She laughed and said, `In that case what is the question?' Then she died."
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Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965) "I feel faint." (Before collapsing.)
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Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
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Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
`Have toi made your peace with your God?'
`I never quarreled with my God.'
`But aren't toi concerned about the suivant world?'
`One world at a time.'
(Discussion with his aunt on his deathbed)
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James Thurber (1894-1961) "God bless... God damn."
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Francisco `Pancho' villa (1878-1923) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I a dit something."
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Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)
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William Wallace (1270-1305, Scottish Patriot) "Freedom" [Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown.]
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George Washington (1732-1799) "It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go."
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Daniel Webster (1782-1852) "I still live."
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Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) "Go away... I'm allright."
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Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Either this fond d’écran goes, ou I do!" [The authenticity of this quote is complicated par his deathbed conversion back to Catholicism and the fact that a priest was with him up to the very end. Another deathbed quotation is also attributed to him: he asked for Champagne to sip as he died, and as he sipped, he is reported to have said: "Alas, I am dying beyond my means."]
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Christopher Scott Emmett(1972-2008) "Tell my family and Friends I l’amour them, tell the governor he just Lost my vote. Y'all hurry this along, I'm dying to get out of here." (Just before his execution in Virginia; he challenged the legality of lethal injections as cruel and unusual punishment, but a federal appeals court rejected his claims.)
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Karl Marx (1818-1883) "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't a dit enough."
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James McLain (1970) [American criminal] "Take lots of pictures! We are the revolutionaries!" (Before being killed par the police, as he tried to shoot his way to freedom at his trial.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Edwin Henry Murrant (1864-1902) [Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet] "Shoot straight, toi bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" (To the firing squad that executed him.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
John Pierpont morgan (1837-1913) "I've got to get to the haut, retour au début of the hill..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Benito Mussolini (1883-1945) "But, but, mister Colonel..." (Before being executed.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Napoleon I (1769-1821) "Chief of the Army."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ramon Maria Narvaez (1800-1868) "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." (Said on his deathbed, when asked par a priest if he forgave his enemies.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Laurence Olivier (1907-1989) "This isn't Hamlet, toi know, it's not meant to go into the bloody ear." (To his nurse, who spilt water over him while trying to moisten his lips.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount, Palmerston (1784-1865) "Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!" (Attributed last words.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
St John Philby (Died1960) "God, I'm bored."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) "Drink to me."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "I hope I haven't bored you." (Concluding what would be his last press conference.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sir Walter Raleigh (1554-1618) "I have a long journey to take, and must bid the company farewell."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cecil John Rhodes (1853-1902) "So little done, so much to do."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James W. Rodgers (Died 1960) [American criminal] "Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" (On his final request before the firing squad.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) "Put out the light."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ethel Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are the first victims of American fascism!" (Before her execution.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Julius Rosenberg (1918-1953) "We are innocent. That is the whole truth. To forsake this truth is to pay too high a price even for the priceless gift of life. For life thus purchased we could not live out in dignity." (Before his execution.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Damon Runyon (1884-1946) "You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) (1870-1916) "Put that bloody cigarette out." (Just before being killed par a sniper, 14 November 1916)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
George Sanders (1906-1972) "Dear World, I am leaving toi because I am bored. I am leaving toi with your worries. Good luck." (His suicide note.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
John Sedgwick (1813-1864) "Nonsense, they couldn't hit an éléphant at this distance." (In response to a suggestion that he should not montrer himself over the parapet during the Battle of the Wilderness.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "I want to sleep..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Adam Smith (1723-1790) "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gertrude Stein (1874-1946) "Just before she [Stein] died she asked, `What _is_ the answer?' No answer came. She laughed and said, `In that case what is the question?' Then she died."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965) "I feel faint." (Before collapsing.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
`Have toi made your peace with your God?'
`I never quarreled with my God.'
`But aren't toi concerned about the suivant world?'
`One world at a time.'
(Discussion with his aunt on his deathbed)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James Thurber (1894-1961) "God bless... God damn."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Francisco `Pancho' villa (1878-1923) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I a dit something."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (When asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
William Wallace (1270-1305, Scottish Patriot) "Freedom" [Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown.]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
George Washington (1732-1799) "It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Daniel Webster (1782-1852) "I still live."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) "Go away... I'm allright."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Either this fond d’écran goes, ou I do!" [The authenticity of this quote is complicated par his deathbed conversion back to Catholicism and the fact that a priest was with him up to the very end. Another deathbed quotation is also attributed to him: he asked for Champagne to sip as he died, and as he sipped, he is reported to have said: "Alas, I am dying beyond my means."]
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Christopher Scott Emmett(1972-2008) "Tell my family and Friends I l’amour them, tell the governor he just Lost my vote. Y'all hurry this along, I'm dying to get out of here." (Just before his execution in Virginia; he challenged the legality of lethal injections as cruel and unusual punishment, but a federal appeals court rejected his claims.)
DEMENTED POEMS
roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits
roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter
roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down
roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits
roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter
roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down
roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while il y a and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi ou Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi ou Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.