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posted by flippy_fan210
-when toi ask someone for something and they try to annoy toi because they have it and toi don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give toi work toi have to do at accueil and toi have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Friends call saying they'll come over and never montrer up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own accueil and being controlled par your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if toi make one "dirty" ou "wrong" joke

-overprotective parents

-superheros, villains are way cooler, plus, 2 of my favori people are evil, and i enjoyed the fanfics, cupcakes and sweet pomme massacre, that can make your mind turn into mush

-when your friend comes to your house and says toi have too give them everything they want because they're your guest

-electroshock therapy, i mean, even though most of the people who get it are clinically insane, it's just cruel

-when toi like something and your friend likes the opposite thing and they argue with toi instead of agreeing to disagree

-when your friend pretends to like everything toi like and never disagrees with toi and won't make a decision until you've made your decision so they can agree with you, and pretty much act like they don't have a mind of their own because they think it'll endanger the friendship

-when your friend keeps bugging toi to do something for hours even if their throat gets sore until toi finally agree to do it

-when toi vote for something and someone says something like "that doesn't count, it's not from the same fanon." and you're just thinking "then why is it an option?"

-when someone says something really loud and annoying like when a movie is starting and when toi try to shush them they're like "SHUT UP!"

-when toi montrer your friend a video and right when it begins they're like "this is boring, let's watch something else!"

-when someone is watching a video(or a bunch of vidéos in a row) and toi keep saying that they should watch something everyone likes and they keeps saying "one plus video" ou "no, toi never do that when [i]I[i] tell toi to" and toi hardly ever even watch any videos

-when toi just start something and that's when your parents decide that it's time for bed

-curse words(well, the fact that toi can't say them) i mean, they all just mean normal words like "donkey" ou "butt" i mean, why are they so bad?

-when toi tell someone not to eat your stuff and the suivant jour it's gone

-you're accueil sick for one day(or more) and everyone says toi talked your way into staying home

-when toi don't even do anything and someone tries as hard as they can to annoy you

-when people make fun of mentally challenged people, ou bully them. i mean, what's the point in it?

-when people say you're weird ou insane because toi have a different taste in music

-when people are mean to old people ou veterans
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes toi so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told toi to be yourself simply couldn’t have donné toi worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t toi have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let toi mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are toi always this stupid ou are toi making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like toi before – but I had to pay an admission.

If toi took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d l’amour to help toi out…now, which way did toi come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall mur and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondes and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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I was born on a cacahuète, arachide plantation 62 secondes before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", par Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis canard, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chocolat truquer, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, ou eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the jour I was born.
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added by GoldnSnitch_96
1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is donné to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask toi any questions tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick toi out...
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