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Who do toi have a crush on?

If toi had to rendez-vous amoureux, date anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity toi would want to make out with

Name five people toi hate and why toi hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have toi ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If toi did, what did toi do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have toi ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have toi had your first kiss, if toi have, were was it and who was it with?

Have toi ever seen a parent naked?

Have toi ever seen animaux reproducing?

Have toi stalked anyone, if toi have, who was it?

Have toi ever typed up anything inappropriate on Facebook/Twitter?

Have toi had a blind rendez-vous amoureux, date before, if toi have, who was it with, and do we know him/her?

Have toi ever accidentally grabbed someones butt?

Have toi ever done anything illegal? If toi have, what did toi do?

Have toi ever had beer/wine?

Have toi ever cheated on toi girlfriend/boyfriend with your Friends girlfriend/boyfriend?

What was the biggest trouble you've ever gotten into? What was it about?

Have toi ever licked anything off anyone? If toi have, what did toi lick off of them and who was it?

Have toi ever touched someones... Thingy? If toi have was it on accident ou on purpose?

Have toi ever had to hump anything? If toi had to, what did toi hump?

Have toi ever t-bagged someone on (whatever games toi noobs play all I know of is Halo were toi can do that)

Have toi ever called your best friend a naughty word (example: dick)

Have toi ever lick an animal before? If toi have, what animal? And was it your pet?

Have toi ever been attacked par an animal? If toi have what animal was it and were where toi at the time of the attack?

Have toi ever seen animaux fighting? If toi have, what animaux were fighting?

DARES

Lick the person to your rights feet

Make out with someone of the opposite gender for two minutes

Make out with someone of the same gender for one minute

Kiss the person on your rights cheek (does not matter which gender) and say toi l’amour them and toi think their sexy

Tell someone (any gender) their sexy

Go outside and scream out "someone shot me!"

Run around the neighborhood screaming: "I'm a dick! And everyone hates me!!" do this until your Friends tell toi to come back

Go outside in front of everyone around and sing to them any song of your Friends chose

If your in a pool ou hot tub wait until toi have to fart then fart and announce it out loud as loud as toi possibly can "I cut the cheese"

Make out with someones girlfriend/boyfriend (only if they allow it which probably won't happen)

Tell someone their fat and ugly, then ten minutes later apologize and give them a hug and a Kiss on the cheek

Give someone an "aunty kiss" borrow some lip stick then give Kiss them!

If there is a pool with people in it then sprint up to it scream and belly flop into the pool

Go up to someone toi don't know and ask for their number

Order a pizza, and when they get there ask them out (no matter what gender) if they say yes make out with them then break up with them

Ask a aléatoire person if they want to make out, if they say yes make out with them for as long as the dare says, then just get up and randomly walk away after that time

Swap clothes/bathing Suits – Avocats sur Mesure with someone else for a half-an-hour

Rip of someones bikini haut, retour au début and throw the bikini haut, retour au début out the window and tell them to go get it without covering their boobs

Take off your chemise ou bikini haut, retour au début for five seconds

Make someone ask someone out in the game, if they say yes toi have to be their girlfriend/boyfriend for a least two weeks (or until that other person wants to break up)

Go up to someone and say they need to lose weight, at the end of the game say your sorry and offer to take that person to McDonalds for fries and shakes

Tell someone their a chienne then stomp away and never attempt to talk to them again

Call your crush and say their sexy and ou hot

Call a aléatoire person and say their sexy and ou hot

Cover your eyes then go up to someone in truth ou dare and ask them out (does not matter the gender)


Okay there, there is a whole lot plus but yeah this is just me brainstorming have fun, at your parties/sleepovers/having Friends over :)))))
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posted by Canada24
#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist toi have to believe every quote Hawking ever a dit ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was a dit that...
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White pain is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown pain is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...
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Source: Sweet photographie fan art par me - KanonKyu
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, montrer Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Source: Mountain Hike fond d’écran
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Source: scotch-egg.JPG
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tortue sandwich, "sandwich" has returned! I mean, technically, I posté the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the tortue Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV montrer week, and since no TV montrer suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own favori show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)
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Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my favori website is youtube. for some of toi who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's toi share videos, alot of people tend to mettre en ligne gaming vidéos ou musique ou vidéos of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good Youtube channels like Seananners ou Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch aléatoire peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some aléatoire persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever...
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Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls montrer that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolat sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, arc en ciel chienne and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.