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One evening there was a murder in the accueil of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.



The other one helped the murderer.


These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.


2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.


3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.


4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.


5. The father was the oldest member of the family.


6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell toi my favori yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a aléatoire emoji par dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The aléatoire emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her l’amour handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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I've really been looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to doing this list. These are the celebrites that I absolutely HATE! This this case, number one is the WORST. I apologize if for some reason toi like one of these creeps. Just keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion. Please tell me what toi think.
 10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.
10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.
 9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.
9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.
 8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.
8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.
 7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.
7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.
 6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.
6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.
 5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.
5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.
 4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?
4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?
 3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?
3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?
 2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.
2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.
 1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?
1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude commentaires to yourself. I hope toi like it and please tell me what toi think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jésus in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. l’amour him ou hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, l’amour this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I l’amour l’amour l’amour this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in l’amour with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
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