Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs il y a that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):
11/21/09-
It was a snowy jour back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the canapé so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the cuisine and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot hovering over him.
When we were done mouthing one, two, three at each other, the two of us dumped all of the water out of the pot all over him.
Right after that, josh shoots up from the canapé and races across the living room with eyes still closed and head lowered-running into everything else along the way until he crashes into the mur head-on and drops to the floor not moving!
(...ha, ha...) :)
After seeing that, me and beth looked at each other after everything went quiet. Then we looked back at him. Next, beth walked over and puts two fingers on josh's neck. Then she put a fist to her mouth "does he have a pulse?" I asked. Beth put her fingers back on his neck and an expression of extreme relief came over her face "yeah." She answered.
I started silent laughing.
Beth covered her smile with her hand. A few minutes later, josh rose while moaning and holding his head. "What hit me?" He asked.
The two of us burst our laughing "that was good. That was good." I a dit wiping a tear away. "What? What happened?" He asked so beth told him what happened. "Oh my god!" He smiled.
I clapped my hands together once in another fit of laughter.
"How do toi feel?" Beth asked while cackling "like I'm gonna have a major headache later." Josh replied.
We all nearly died.
"So, what are toi gonna do now that toi have that scene in your head for the rest of your life?" Beth asked me.
"That scene in my head" I repeated while looking at the ceiling with a smile "I can live with that."
It was funnier than it sounds. TRUST me, toi have know idea how hard me and beth were laughing at that. :)
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):
11/21/09-
It was a snowy jour back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the canapé so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the cuisine and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot hovering over him.
When we were done mouthing one, two, three at each other, the two of us dumped all of the water out of the pot all over him.
Right after that, josh shoots up from the canapé and races across the living room with eyes still closed and head lowered-running into everything else along the way until he crashes into the mur head-on and drops to the floor not moving!
(...ha, ha...) :)
After seeing that, me and beth looked at each other after everything went quiet. Then we looked back at him. Next, beth walked over and puts two fingers on josh's neck. Then she put a fist to her mouth "does he have a pulse?" I asked. Beth put her fingers back on his neck and an expression of extreme relief came over her face "yeah." She answered.
I started silent laughing.
Beth covered her smile with her hand. A few minutes later, josh rose while moaning and holding his head. "What hit me?" He asked.
The two of us burst our laughing "that was good. That was good." I a dit wiping a tear away. "What? What happened?" He asked so beth told him what happened. "Oh my god!" He smiled.
I clapped my hands together once in another fit of laughter.
"How do toi feel?" Beth asked while cackling "like I'm gonna have a major headache later." Josh replied.
We all nearly died.
"So, what are toi gonna do now that toi have that scene in your head for the rest of your life?" Beth asked me.
"That scene in my head" I repeated while looking at the ceiling with a smile "I can live with that."
It was funnier than it sounds. TRUST me, toi have know idea how hard me and beth were laughing at that. :)
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty toi can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty toi can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me
i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? ou i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened par the way it is how some people act) he a dit something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are toi sure toi don't want that private tutor?
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Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did toi press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did toi press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and rejoindre us!
Allex: Ok. What are toi doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and rejoindre us!
Allex: Ok. What are toi doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson
Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Europe to Asia. He also went to Greenland to chercher for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.
He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.
After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.
Cited Sources
1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me
2. livres I read
3. Research online
That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments
And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
Let's start from the outside first.
Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.