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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated par you.
I was so Il était une fois par your beauty that I ran into that mur over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime toi passed by, just so I could stare at toi a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but toi owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
toi look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do toi have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do toi have a map? I'm getting Lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to toi cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that toi made me forget my pickup line.
toi shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a étoile, star for every time toi brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
toi know you're in l’amour when toi can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if toi had an extra cœur, coeur mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good toi look.
Me without toi is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby ou is that just my cœur, coeur taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the jour my children were born, the jour I got married, and the jour that I met you.
Are toi from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are toi an interior decorator? When i saw toi the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if toi were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
toi must be a hell of a thief because toi a volé, étole my cœur, coeur from across the room.
Do toi have a twin sister? Then toi must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
toi look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If toi were a booger I'd pick toi first.
Do toi know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I l’amour you.
Excuse me, I think toi have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask toi out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, toi must be the prime rib.
Are toi Lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make toi the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My l’amour for toi is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
salut baby you're so fine toi make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet toi $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do toi have the time? [Tells toi the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would toi grab my arm so I can tell my Friends I've been touched par an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have Lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hello are toi married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear toi say "happily".
toi are like a Candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask toi how toi looked!
Did toi clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when toi left it?
Did toi fart, cause toi blew me away.
I don't have a bibliothèque card, but do toi mind if I check toi out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that anges could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
toi are so fine, I wish I could plant toi and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because toi are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause toi just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but toi dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are toi going to Kiss me ou do I have to lie to my diary?
Are toi cold? toi look like toi could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
toi know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, toi put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy toi a drink ou do toi just want the money?
Did the sun come out ou did toi just smile at me?
So there toi are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight, ou should I walk par again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when toi have a weak heart.
toi see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if toi think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed toi noticing me and I just wanted to give toi notice that I noticed toi too.
(As she is leaving) salut aren't toi forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When toi fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were toi talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know lait does a body good, but baby, how much have toi been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a accueil run with you.
I'm new in town. Could toi give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If toi were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was toi father an alien? Because there's nothing else like toi on Earth!
What time do toi have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this siège taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone a volé, étole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her chemise label.] When they say, "What are toi doing?" toi respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm Lost at sea.
toi know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but toi can tickle me any time toi want to.
toi be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: toi treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing ou loving you, I would say "I l’amour you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because toi are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress toi ou anything, but... I'm Batman!
toi must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
toi must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do toi know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was montrer off.
toi must be a Snickers, because toi satisfy me.
Are toi a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because toi are the bomb.
Are toi religious? Cause toi are the réponses to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, toi add meaning to my life!
Baby, toi are so fine I could put toi on a plate and sop toi up with a biscuit.
Is there a arc en ciel today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
toi remind me of a magnet, because toi sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, ou are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are toi taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will toi Kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right suivant to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of toi wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a étoile, star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at toi with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar ours weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that toi l’amour me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, ou cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
salut baby. toi got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do toi pick 'Do toi come here often?', 'What's your sign?', ou 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would toi hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time suivant an let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see toi on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want toi to think I'm ridiculous ou anything, but toi are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have toi always been this cute, ou did toi have to work at it?
salut baby, toi must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, toi turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did toi get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad jour and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would toi smile for me?
I hope toi know CPR, cuz toi take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do toi do for a living?
If I told toi that toi had a great body, would toi hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here ou is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and toi are...gorgeous!
So, what do toi do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were toi arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, toi look really hot! toi must be real reason for global warming.
toi are the reason men fall in love.
toi know the plus I drink, the prettier toi get!
toi know, I would die happy if I saw toi naked just once!
toi know, toi might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
toi look like my third wife. [how many time have toi been married?] Twice.
toi make me melt like hot truquer, fudge on a sundae.
toi should be someone's wife.
Were toi in Boy Scouts? Because toi sure have tied my cœur, coeur in a knot.
Are toi as beautiful on the inside as toi are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! toi look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot toi would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm écriture a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than toi he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, toi turn me on!
Hey, how did toi do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, toi have plus curves than a race track.
If toi stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, toi would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything plus pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
toi are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
toi look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are toi a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
toi are so beautiful that toi give the sun a reason to shine.
Do toi want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do toi bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your cul, ass is so nice that it is a shame that toi have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because toi just a volé, étole my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. toi are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, toi make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... toi just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that toi could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
toi are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if toi were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet toi could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there a dit that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
salut baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a bière belly, It'a a fuel tank for a l’amour machine.
I don't know you, but I think I l’amour toi already.
toi know I'd like to invite toi over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause toi are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with toi ou winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do toi have any sunscreen? 'Cause toi are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're toi staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause toi sure are special.
If toi could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth plus than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If toi were a steak toi would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, toi rock me like a hurricane!
Can toi pull this heart-shaped Arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
toi Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell toi that he needs my cœur, coeur back.
posted by awesomeblossom1
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope toi like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when toi heard someone talking on the intercom, toi fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give toi a ride accueil and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a champignon and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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posted by Jasonfan44
It's an iPod app.

1. Men are 6 times plus likely to get struck par lightning then women

2. On average, adults watch double the amount of TV as teenagers do

3. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".

4. At the height of its power(400 BCE) the Greek city of Sparta had 500,000 slaves and only 25,000 citizens

5. The state of Florida is bigger than England

6. Approximate number of facial expressions chiens can make: 100

7. A escargot can sleep for 3 years

8. It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with plus than 2 CD's

9. Muhammad is the most common first name in the world...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, ou being a creep, toi will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks toi can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell toi where I fucking live so we can fuck aléatoire strangers.

Stranger: toi like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: toi ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, ou copy everything they say.
posted by fanfly
A while back I wrote an article about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint boutique Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.


the Size of Your icone Matters

Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell toi how many icones I've seen that...
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posted by xxemogirl101xx
For people that hate stereotypes.

1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All jour long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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Ok so me and my friend l’amour the mall but what makes it plus fun are the following

-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could toi please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When toi go into a store adress your friend par a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if toi go into one of those store that plays the musique REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but toi and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about aléatoire things. like terrorists ou something

Have fun with Friends at the mall!

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When toi arrive at the suivant stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If toi are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time toi turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him ou her that you’ve Lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he ou she has anything...
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1. toi can do whatever toi damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. toi can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. toi can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. toi don't having to think about birth control, calendars ou ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. toi can go out and flirt as much as your cœur, coeur desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet siège issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All toi Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's cœur, coeur is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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posted by thatguywashot
1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray chiens in manteau closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet musique with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person suivant to it: "Is this siège SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant plage ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten minutes before it starts, find...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own liste of haut, retour au début Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So toi no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started écriture it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if toi don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest toi don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Friends and either forget all about us ou tell a story about the hideous freak toi met tonight. toi don’t know me, if toi did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Friends - except my brother....
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für tanière, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so toi don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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