aléatoire Article: What not to do on the aléatoire spot

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posted by hidan141

1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, toi might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If toi troll, toi will be banned in 10 secondes flat and nobody will feel sorry for toi when toi whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take toi seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape toi with hate if toi say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.

deathding, kakukun and 10 others like this

SheWolf11 So true XD

Heartisalone True. Came for the article, stayed for the pictures. Man, I wish my genitals could give me breakfast whenever I masturbate. :I //shotsohard

BookWord123 You Seem To Have History xD

dragonzord1993 I especially hate people who ask for fans. Seriously, whatever happened to the phrase "Good things come to those who wait"?

BeastBoyCahill You know, from what I've heard so far, dudelol17 doesn't sound like quite such a nice person...

TBUGoth What's "troll'?

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Excalibur in Hetalia

added by StarShooter69

Source: Found it on photobucket the picture does not belong to me (thankfully)

Drunk baby...

added by carsfan

Source: Internet

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Just a bit of hope..

added by MrOrange16

Source: funniest.1000notes.com

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Garbage jour

added by Sprinter23

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ron

added by tamar20

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Kinder chocolat Yummy

added by lloonny

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Celebrity facebook. =D

added by Hot_n_cold

Source: weheartit.com

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Prison Lady Like Yeah

added by xxXsk8trXxx

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Santa's Gay

added by Ilovebaxter

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Cute

added by TizzFan4evr

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How Technology made us Rude and Lazy

posted by Kyssmig

E-mails, text messages, voicemails- toi name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with Friends and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...

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10 ways how to get revenge on a enemy.

posted by IcePhoniex

1. Ruin there favori dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soupe and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)

All made up par me. ^ ^

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Bond_Of_Fury's haut, retour au début 20 best hard rock songs

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

I decided to create a liste of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", par Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", par Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", par Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", par ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", par Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", par Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", par Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", par Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", par Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", par Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", par The Runaways
12. "Mother, par Danzig
13. "Voodoo", par Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", par Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", par Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", par Autograph
17. "I l’amour toi Period", par Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", par Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", par Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", par Kansas

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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

posted by KillingIzGood

These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, toi need it down. toi don't hear us
complaining about toi leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what toi want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable réponses to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...

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Facts that will make toi rethink things

posted by SymmaGirl2

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked par a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas jour 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are plus bacteria in the ice machines at fast nourriture restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are plus than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

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15 ways to annoy your parents

posted by Feathershine

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a rendez-vous amoureux, date ou something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up par dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If toi have a dog ou cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When toi spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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17 aléatoire things that will cure your boredom.

posted by amberhead4378

1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment ou building ou highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the jour and they arent making any noise
5.go to...

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Useful Hawaiian Phrases

posted by x-menobsessed26

Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!

If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.

I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.

Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!

Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...

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20 things to do in an Exam.

posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers ou symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions out loud,debate your réponses with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...

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Bella Thorne's REAL ghost experience: from ASTROgirl magazine

posted by DxCFan123

"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and par brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in lit and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...