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1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, toi might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If toi troll, toi will be banned in 10 secondes flat and nobody will feel sorry for toi when toi whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take toi seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape toi with hate if toi say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.
cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in l’amour with. But, he’d broken my cœur, coeur plus than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five plus songs, can toi believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even a dit that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her suivant CD Rebecca promises to have a plus natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress
posted by smileypop9
Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, ou l’amour the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate commentaires have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't l’amour him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a aléatoire boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate commentaires etc, but I don't post 'OMG I l’amour JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' commentaires either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can toi guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell toi about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair ou putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The suivant chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my Friends a cabine for the summer. “Zack, toi really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my Friends too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When...
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cabine for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I l’amour loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my orange la mûre, blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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posted by yoj123
I was walking accueil from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a baleine drove par in his sedan and a dit happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went accueil and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a poisson tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right par me, it gives me plus time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If toi have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, toi have $1.19. toi also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest aléatoire speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do l’amour Misa though!
I l’amour riz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I l’amour my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I l’amour the colors: citron vert Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I l’amour the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cygne costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here toi are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look plus ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Friends with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for toi then it is plus than possible that with a little time toi two can go back to being friends.

Friends and just friends. toi must be clear about what toi want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what toi want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart toi still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then toi are ready to be Friends again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Friends and the feu alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the feu alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been plus funny to toi if toi *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop a dit this article is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a oreiller feather ou a back scratcher, but was plus like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped par a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope toi all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most aléatoire adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who ou what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the plage and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my favori book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that question is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad toi asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all toi haters of haterz, I just want to tell toi that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American musique Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

toi can vote for your favoris on the event webpage here: American musique Awards.
i hope toi like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first article i put on here so plz commentaire , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know toi amy not understand
but if toi can
please understand
I see toi underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would toi say? take this away
If i told toi how i feel, would it be real ou is this all fake??

Chourus: your l’amour is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write plus now.
So this aléatoire kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone toi want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I a dit “What?” and she a dit “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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