My seconde Hetalia article since all of toi who commenté on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope toi like~
1. Say "aru" after everything.
2. Instead of saying yes say "da"
3. ONLY talk about how awesome toi are
4. Run up to aléatoire people and insist they marry toi in a creepy way
5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"
6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.
7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL
8. Act and talk like poland, then at a aléatoire time switch to jouer la comédie like another character
9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.
10. at aléatoire inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA! "
11. When someone walks up to toi ou touches toi scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "
12. At aléatoire times talk to a l’espace of air, knowing its "Flying mint bunny".
13. Pretend to see england's friends, the unicorn and elves~
14. When toi go to a nice place, start having giggling fits while thinking of hetalia.
15. Ask some aléatoire person to montrer toi the world map, if they do start having a giggling fit... and toi know why x)
16. Talk in a terrible british accent
17. Carry around a metal pole and threaten to hit people with it if they question you
18. Wear a scarf all the time.If someone tells toi to take it off glare at them with a creepy smile and go kolkolkol....
19. Carry around a tomate with toi in public and take bites out of it at aléatoire times.
20. When someone bothers toi while you're eating tell them toi curse them with england's bad nourriture spell XD
21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses toi off.... then act all creepy like russia.
22.If you're a chick Act like Ukraine and stuff your bra, then have a boing sound effect on your phone for whenever toi walk XD
23. Always have a cat, fake ou real with toi and talk about how wonderful chats are and how toi want to be one.
24. ONLY talk about countries and when someone asks why scream " BOKU HETALIA!!!!!!!!!! "
25. Ask aléatoire people to become one with mother russia
26. Carry a frying pan with toi everywhere to hit prussia with
27. Ask people if they've seen prussia
28. When toi see people with a musical instrument, complain to them about why the dont play the piano.
29. talk about how much toi l’amour tomatoes and how spain is a "tomato bastard"
30. Carry churros with you...
31. ask aléatoire people if they want a churro.
32. Randomly shout PASSSSTAAAAAA
32. Randomly shout VOOOOODKKAAAA
33. Randomly shout CHURROS~
34. Shout IM THE HERO!!!!!!!!!
35. Whenever someone talks about a coutry, say things about it. Ex: person 1: Spain is awesome
You: yeah! but i think (fav character here) is wayy cuter/awesomer
36. Randomly start talking about how awesome (fav character here) is.
37. Run up to a aléatoire person and say you'll invade their vital regions~
38. In a certain country themed restaurant (such as a greek one, ou an italian one) have giggling fits, thinking of the Hetalia character
39. When visiting other countries think about how you're inside that Hetalia character. (yes this one is meant to be perverted XD )
40. Tell aléatoire people about how toi l’amour (insert country here)
41. If toi see a aléatoire person from another country, ask them what country their from
42. ^ if toi get an answer, ask questions like... is he/she nice? ohhh what do they wear?
43. Insist on montrer aléatoire people your Hetalia picture collection on toi phone
44. Cosplay as a character... when toi go to a restaurant.
45. Creep on people like france would
46. Have a piano app and use it at aléatoire times
47. Start chant hattafutte parade
48. Sing Hetalia songs in japaneese x)
49. Act like Romano
50. Act like your favori character