1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when toi tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. supprimer any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. toi need to listen to us
6. if toi going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i l’amour you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if toi get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing money
12. before sex, let us change into something sexy ou nothing at all
13. its a bad idea to tell us to hurry up when getting dressed to go somewhere
14. dont tell us what to wear ou when to wear it
15. we hate it when toi bring to your Friends house jus to montrer us off
16. when taking us to dinner, take some where nice
17. again, when taking us to dinner, make sure toi dress nice. not jus a t-shirt and jeans!!
18. we l’amour it when toi look us in our eyes and tell us we're beautiful 24/7
19. ALWAYS stand par us during a carrier no matter how stupid
20. fellas, keep this in mind: ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR ANIVERSIORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. after marriage dont ask us what happened while in Vegas...then WE wonder what happened with YOU
22. tell us why toi l’amour us
23. we cant always read your gosh damned minds!!
24. if toi want to take us to a movie, dont chose a scary one......unless we want to
25. ALWAYS let us pick out the movie your watching
and 26. be careful on what toi by...we watch EVERYTHING.
2. we dont like it when toi tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. supprimer any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. toi need to listen to us
6. if toi going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i l’amour you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if toi get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing money
12. before sex, let us change into something sexy ou nothing at all
13. its a bad idea to tell us to hurry up when getting dressed to go somewhere
14. dont tell us what to wear ou when to wear it
15. we hate it when toi bring to your Friends house jus to montrer us off
16. when taking us to dinner, take some where nice
17. again, when taking us to dinner, make sure toi dress nice. not jus a t-shirt and jeans!!
18. we l’amour it when toi look us in our eyes and tell us we're beautiful 24/7
19. ALWAYS stand par us during a carrier no matter how stupid
20. fellas, keep this in mind: ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR ANIVERSIORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. after marriage dont ask us what happened while in Vegas...then WE wonder what happened with YOU
22. tell us why toi l’amour us
23. we cant always read your gosh damned minds!!
24. if toi want to take us to a movie, dont chose a scary one......unless we want to
25. ALWAYS let us pick out the movie your watching
and 26. be careful on what toi by...we watch EVERYTHING.
Im sorry if toi dont like me Im sorry if toi think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who toi are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change ou be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If toi don't like my words, don't listen. If toi don't like my appearance, don't look. If toi don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. toi think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who toi are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change ou be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If toi don't like my words, don't listen. If toi don't like my appearance, don't look. If toi don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. toi think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.
Come on, Fanpop, don't toi see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, toi gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
rapporter the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave toi alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
Come on, Fanpop, don't toi see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, toi gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
rapporter the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave toi alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five minutes yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time toi see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that toi are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that toi are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure toi dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five minutes yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time toi see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that toi are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that toi are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure toi dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our l’amour toi lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we l’amour him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our l’amour is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we l’amour be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape ou form.
6.Guys toi should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with toi (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly l’amour we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When toi (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we l’amour him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our l’amour is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we l’amour be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape ou form.
6.Guys toi should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with toi (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly l’amour we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When toi (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just lire some of the Terminator citations through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash jour tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. toi might get annoyed par it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash jour tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. toi might get annoyed par it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.