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It was Wednesday afternoon,momma was trying on her dress when I got home
Jenna:(Turns around)What do toi think?Too much?
Skeeter:Too much of everything?
Jenna:(Looks in mirror)Good lord!!You're right!
Skeeter:Mom...mom...
Jenna:Don't this just look beautiful?
Skeeter:Yeah,it looks divine.Now mom
Jenna:It's beautiful!Don't toi think-
Skeeter:MOM!!CAN I TELL toi SOMETHING?
Jenna:Why 'course!
Skeeter:I gotta job today!I'm gonna be a author!
Jenna:Skeeter!!!You know how I feel 'bout those authors!
Skeeter:MOM!I want to do this!!This is what I need to do!I'm ready to do this!!!
Jenna:Really?Then what is it 'bout?
Skeeter:Maids!Maid's Point of view!Just so people stop yelling at them!!!!Okay??(Stomps out)
Jenna:SKEETER!!SKEETER JOHNSON!!
Skeeter:Stop mom!I know when I am grown up!So will toi stop with all this stupid dresses!And just...Um...er...STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran outta that house like it was a traverser, croix country race!I ran to Maybelle's house 'cause her party was still going on

Elie:Maybelle,Is a Godless woman!
Faith:If only I could tell her that!
Maybelle:FAITH!GET ME A COKE-LA-COLA!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Elie:You just gonna let that gutless woman boss toi around?
Faith:I have to!
Elie:No toi don't!I'm sick o' this Da** job!I want to leave!But Since I can't,I try to make sure she don't boss me!Now toi get that drink,but make it like she was Your mother!
Faith:Yes Ma'am!

Maybelle:Hurry up will that stupid drink FAITH!!!
Faith:Here!
Maybelle:It's about time toi worthless maid!
Skeeter:MAYBELLE!You have no reason to yell at that nice young lady!!
Maybelle:Oh yes I do!She is black!
Skeeter:THAT'S IT!YOU PUSHED IT FAR ENOUGH!I will not let toi yell at her!!Now SHUT THE HE** UP!!!!!
Maybelle:You don't talk to me like that!!I am in charge!!!
Skeeter:You may be in charge but I know when I should stand up to you!
Maybelle:Get toi as* down toi piece of sh**!!!




LATER THAT SAME DAY:
Faith:Oh,Ms Skeeter!I just wanted to thank toi for sticking up for me!If there is anything in the world I can do for you!I would!
Skeeter:Anything?
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until toi are seen to par a dotor ou nurse then when they approach toi say "wow doc i feel way better thank toi " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that toi dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for toi flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on toi

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise ou say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO toi LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that toi talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the four on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake l’amour notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near toi falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the haut, retour au début of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a aléatoire strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T toi SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do toi guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are toi listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do toi like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks toi to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks toi to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your accueil alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I l’amour copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic liste I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. par the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do ou has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when toi don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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posted by patrisha727
Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure toi use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the l’espace shuttle.

9 Spend a whole jour eating camelote, indésirable nourriture without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make l’amour on a forest floor....
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collier and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When toi get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when toi reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatule and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while il y a and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi ou Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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1. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys l’amour their moms ou grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. toi can never understand him unless toi listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog nourriture is a beautiful thing to watch when toi are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when toi sleeeeeep.

13. Bye a dit Santa while eating Blitzen.
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