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1. Go outside, and if toi see someone, take the aléatoire person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic s’embrasser scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger siège of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chiens only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to chant in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the herbe on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told toi that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of soupe with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope toi don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around toi that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns toi into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, ou window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that toi can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because toi want them to open, because it's so hot outside and toi need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell toi that these are in no way ethical, ou moral and performing the listed actions montrer a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
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posted by Bluekait
1. Do toi sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know toi like guys yet?
3. Are toi a girly girl?
4. Small ou large purses?
5. Are toi short?
6. Do toi like somebody?
7. Do toi care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do toi like Halloween?
9. Are toi double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place toi have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do toi call anybody par their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

GIRLS BE HONEST...
15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...
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I'm bored so this article is aléatoire anyways...

1. Like- it makes toi seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- toi have to have plus words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane ou out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what toi call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, toi have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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posted by neonstars
I Was lire articles in The Middle If The Night, & Someone posté Lists Of Things They Hate. So, I decided to do the same ((:
Thanks For Whoever Gave me the idea par the way, I'm Not sure who It was But Theirs was Great :D

- When your Ex's Tell toi They Miss toi But They Did Nothing To Be With You.

-Homophobic people. Sorry Boos, I am who I am (:

-When toi Text Someone a Whole Paragraph and they Reply with two words. What The Hell?

- Flip-Flops. Uh, I Have really ugly feet...So Yeah.

- Dr.Pepper, Sorry I'm Sticking to coca Products xD

- Candy Crush & Temple Run. Mainly because I Suck at...
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posted by karolinak1999
«Fiction écriture is great. toi can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically par height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...
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italics=dreams

regular=normal

you=enjoy

(Mituna’s POV)
Sollux and I walked down the hall, different blood types splattered everywhere. “What the hell ith going on here?” Sollux asked with frustration and curiosity in his voice. “I’ll be motherfuckin’ tellin’ toi what’s all up and going on here” A voice had called out from behind us. Sollux and I stopped dead in our tracks, turning our heads slowly. There Gamzee stood, indigo blood pooling out of where it’s looks like he’s been cut, clubs in hand, walking slowly towards us.”Damn it Gamzee, what the hell hath gotten into...
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{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean par 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...
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posted by MineTurtle
This ain't mine. I twas originally written par xSHOCKYx, who a dit 'Pass this on if toi l’amour Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jésus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So toi believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are toi good ou evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...
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posted by talinabeadles
If toi are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got toi pregnant and that toi want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if toi want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the suivant jour say that toi are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif toi get child support hope this helps like i a dit have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop lire and if toi are still lire thisthen i know toi l’amour me no joke i thought toi did not want to countinue lire toi llied what a big mistake not jk MDR this is so aléatoire ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still lire bye b7ye now stop lire this great now toi can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop lire this bye!!!!!!!! boîte mail me i l’amour toi and hit me at Facebook at talina cyanne
posted by animelol
HI! Here are some aléatoire facts that u might agree with :P

-I LIKE PIE
-I like seafood
-I just started fanpop :P
-I believe in ghosts
-I am Jewish :D
-I am awesome (dont worry u are too :D)
-My favori animal is an owl
-Pie like I too! :D
-Im kinda shy :/
-IM HYPER
-I like YouTube
-Smosh is AWESOME
-Books are AWESOME
-BFFs are AWESOME
-Food is AWESOME
-I have a pet goldfish that has been alive for 5 years
-Goldfish are super funny
-Cats are cute
-Pies are cute
-CUPCAKES are cute
-Puppies are cute
-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not feu (sorry fire)...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. toi are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are plus mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost plus atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...
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posted by BloodyMascara_
Butterfly, Butterfly.
It is ever so cold.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Save me from the snow.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
One par one,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
The soldiers run.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Keep me safe,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Fly me away.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
I will l’amour toi forever.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
You will leave me never.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Where did toi go?
Butterfly, Butterfly.
I need to know.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
I am not safe,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Take me away.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Save me from the growing flames.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Show me the way.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
It burns so bad.
Butterfly, Butterfly....
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posted by batgirl910
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy Friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m Friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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posted by prussiaducky
1. PAY ATTENTION! Even though paying attention is hard and focus is laying else where, paying attention is a huge part and connects to all fields of school. Homework, quizz and tests, participation, and notes all depend on how much toi pay attention. Sleep and eating breakfast usually helps your focus :)

2. BEHAVE AND PARTICIPATE! Keep your eyes glued on the concept ou teacher, and don't be influenced to stray else where. Just raise your had if toi know the answer, ou ask an educated question. Other than that, BE QUIET!

3. HOMEWORK! this is the one of the fundamentals of getting an easy...
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1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I l’amour this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I l’amour the way
ed told her " i will give toi half of my
life if toi give me half yours". Than
winry a dit "how about i give toi all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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