I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at toi trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can Kiss a guy* a bird can Kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can Kiss the grass* but toi my friend!! yes you!! toi CAN Kiss MY ASS*******

If toi didn't have feet toi wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do toi wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for toi %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but toi need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like toi are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside par itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told toi I thought toi were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not toi again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but toi abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called toi first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick toi should wear a condom on your head so toi can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. toi just helped me realize it.

Until toi called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If toi ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would toi say when toi got there?

Wow, toi looked a lot hotter from a distance!

annuler my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer toi the first 25 times, what makes toi think the suivant 25 will work?

how do toi keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like toi fell out of the ugly arbre and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to toi seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop toi when toi were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made toi but we all make mistakes.

Remember Jésus loves toi but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't toi go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less questions and a little plus shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this liste doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When toi were born toi were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom a dit never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! toi must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like toi but if toi really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

toi know the drill! toi leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They a dit they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are toi bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to toi and your stupid nonsense.

toi dont know me, toi just wish toi did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't toi go play in traffic?!

toi have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont toi take a jour off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!