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1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here par my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar

24. SoulIsDarkening

25. InTheAsylum

26. PuncturedSoul

27. WoundedSoul

28. WiltedCore

29. WitheringCore

30. aPiratesLifeForMe (Alternative for 15 letter limits: aPiratesLife4Me)

31. VexedLove

32. Slaughterhouse

33. BurnThePictures

34. BloodWarmsMe

35. CuttingLifeAway

39. OvertheRiver

40. LoneSoul

41. MissingSoul

42. DeceasedOne

43. ShardsOfGlass

44. InTheMourning

45. TheParawhore (For Paramore amoureux like myself)

46. OpenDuskToDawn

47. ColdBreeze

48. GustOfWind

49. MisfitGhoul

50. TenderSoul
not par me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot ou putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast nourriture restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When toi arrive at the suivant stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If toi are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time toi turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him ou her that you’ve Lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he ou she has anything...
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1. toi can do whatever toi damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. toi can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. toi can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. toi don't having to think about birth control, calendars ou ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. toi can go out and flirt as much as your cœur, coeur desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet siège issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time toi lick a stamp.

-It takes plus calories to eat a piece of céleri than the céleri provides toi with.

-Many people think eating poisson makes toi plus intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken traverser, croix the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to traverser, croix the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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1.skip randomly
2.pretend toi have a aléatoire obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the suivant few days and buy all sorts of lama related stuff then one jour dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several plus times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of toi so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him toi met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do toi listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him par his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favori guy[If toi hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson ou some who toi like ALLOT!]

9. Come accueil saying toi found your true...
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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED par YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying orange on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as toi want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza ou something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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Source: Tumblr.
posted by CatAlicerox14
1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag ou what ever toi can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and fruit aisles and ask every minute "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? ou rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age toi are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....
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posted by i_luv_angst
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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I've been saying I was going to do this for a while but now I'm finally going to. Just like with my heroines article sometime after this I'm going to make an article of the 10 WORST animated heroes. I have a very unique liste with some underrated characters, especially at the haut, retour au début of my list. Please leave a commentaire about what toi think, enjoy.

20.Pinocchio(Pinocchio)
 I'm... I'm real...
I'm... I'm real...

Just like my heroines article I started out my article with an underrated character, however unlike before this is actually a very well-known character. Everyone knows who Pinocchio is, parents have made jokes...
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