aléatoire Article: aléatoire fight

5

posted by yoj123

I was walking accueil from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a baleine drove par in his sedan and a dit happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.

I was like wow I went accueil and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a poisson tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!

Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

yoj123 Rando gibberish this is my mind

Aisuanime ...What are you smoking? Because I want some!

demonthief epic

yoj123 Cool right

yoj123 Cool?

yoj123 Tell your freinds about this if you do you will be embraced wit da spirit of BANANA and Plz comment

SmackThatVixen Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

yoj123 Isn't it

vampirequeen001 What are you on??? I mean SERIOUSLY... cuz whatever it is i want it. Then... idk what would happen.

1

Alice Luffs OreoIcecream Zoey

added by Bratz4life

Cat and dog lying together

added by Mike88Al27

Megara - Screencaps

added by 3xZ

Source: disneyscreencaps.com

1

Kpop~♥

added by Gretulee

1

Animated gif

added by x-Yumi-x3

Colourful crème glacée

added by 3xZ

aléatoire pie :P

added by mina27

2

When There's Nothing left

posted by nmdis

"When There's Nothing Left"

When there's nothing left to give
I will give toi plus than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No musique to play so I sing toi my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
toi still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give toi plus than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give toi my heart
I'm gonna give toi my cœur, coeur

40

20 ways to know if a guy loves toi ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if toi notice him staring a lot at toi ..like plus than 5 times in the same jour .(unless toi got a stain on your shirt)
2- if toi and him were in the same area , he would be with toi in every where toi walk to ( like a party ou a concert ..etc)
3- he would sit suivant to toi in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream ou laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to toi hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if toi drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

34

100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most football players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 animaux that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time toi sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...

9

My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time toi read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though toi may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't l’amour you, my love.

I loved toi with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

38

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When toi meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are toi doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t toi try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When toi ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

94

333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping chariot, panier and switch the items with stuff from the person suivant to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen toi in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of toi on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

1

Transformers 4 Dinobots

added by BlondLionEzel

Source: Google

31

My haut, retour au début 15 LEAST favori célébrités

posted by KataraLover

These are my haut, retour au début 15 LEAST favori célébrités and just like with my haut, retour au début 15 favori célébrités liste I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell toi how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to montrer that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a liste like this pretty much just a dit they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my liste and please keep in mind this is just my...

2

Turkey pooping stuffing

added by WolfHeart23

Source: internet

Alphabet letters fond d’écran

added by fatoshleo

Source: @fatoshleo

7

Pedobear iPod fond d’écran XD

added by Bananaaddict

2

Higurashi citations

posted by invadercalliope

◦
Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing plus than the the people who toi spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions toi speak of are only Friends during those fun, yet unimportant...

46

General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that toi "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that toi haven't received enough chocolat sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of toi says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...