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Funny ou Not? (Joke)

A very rich man is throwing a party and he has a pool in the back garden and the most beautiful wife toi have seen. In thw pool there is a crocadile. For a game the man says:
"Any one who can jump in that pool, swim to the other side, and come out alive will have the choice of £1,000,000 ou my wife"
Everyone is nervous now, they all want the money but are scared. Then all of a sudden there is a huge splash and someone is going full speed across the pool. Sure enough he gets out alive on the other side. Stunned the rich man goes:
"Wow i didn't think anyone would do it. What do toi want, the money ou my wife?"
the man then replies:
"Neither, i want the bastard that pushed me!"
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Bite_Me_Tender said:
yeah its pretty funny LOL!! did u make it up
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no i was watching a film with my sister a an il y a and she just told it me because there was a croc in the film, for some reason it just came back to me
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thespikedturtle said:
.........fail.......
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Mrs-X said:
Well it didn't make me laugh, let's say it made me smile... But I think it is a good joke, we can imagine it well and the coup de poing at the end was unexpected!
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ilovepenguins said:
It's kind of funny I guess
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friendsfan101 said:
It made me smile. It wasn't MDR funny, but not a bad joke, either!
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ling15 said:
haha, its a pretty good joke.. keep it i that funny way ;)
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TeamSongz4eva said:
** sigh ** a chickn crossn the road sounds wayyy better
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peterslover said:
F U N N Y :D
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JadeEyes said:
it had me laughing...
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zombiestars said:
Funny but if that was me I would choose the money and kill that chienne who push me in the wate:)
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XxiggyrawkxX1 said:
Not.
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samuraibond005 said:
Okay, I laughed. XD
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