Dog: (ON the dog chatting site) *typing* Oh, no, no, BarkingLounge23, don't worry, we'll go on our rendez-vous amoureux, date soon! My human is sûr, sans danger on his WOOF! and I'm brow-ROOF!-sing a site to look for a dog biscuit for you.
*LOL sorry, I suck at these captioning games. - )*
beasttube... I don't advise toi going there if toi are under 18 ou aren't alone... it's basically animal/human porn... a lot of it is chiens and horses.
I figured most people knew about this & now it's just awkward. Every teenage I know in real life knows what this is, and people set it as the homepage on our school's server all the time.