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When people ask stupid questions..annoying but also funny!

1)At the movies: When toi meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are toi doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't toi try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When toi ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer beurre Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets toi after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well toi haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6)When someone announces her wedding, and toi ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7)When toi see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: salut have toi had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.


9)When toi get woken up at midnight par a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were toi sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry ou not. And toi thought I was sleeping.... toi dumb witted moron.
 7things posted il y a plus d’un an
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jedigal1990 said:
what was the point in writting this in the question section there is no question in this this would be good in a fourm section ou even better in as an article that way people could commentaire and rate it and toi get credit for the material towards médailles and stuff and others who actually have a question can post their question and it won't get covered up so fast par non questions ou stupid questions i don't know if your new and didn't know that ou not so i'm just informing toi there are several better places for this type of content
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posted il y a plus d’un an 
it's just aléatoire that's why...I think
nessienjake posted il y a plus d’un an
i know but there are way better places for it like an article its a win win situation people who actually have a real question get their questions answered and toi get credit for your work something to think about all i'm saying
jedigal1990 posted il y a plus d’un an
MDR it's aléatoire that's why but anyway i'll put it as an article
7things posted il y a plus d’un an
nessienjake said:
lmao I liked it =]]

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