Weird Pickup Lines

Do toi think I could borrow that dress sometime?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom a dit I couldn't go par myself.

toi are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed par toi until I'm 20.

Excuse me, I just noticed toi noticing me and I just wanted to give toi notice that I noticed toi too.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with toi every step of the way.

Know what would look good on you? Me.

toi look much plus attractive in person than toi do through my telescope.

Do toi like heavy metal? Because I can teach toi how to scream.

Girl, toi gotta be tired coz toi been runnin through my mind all day.

salut can i have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone out of you.

You, me, sex, now.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own

If I follow toi home, who toi keep me?

Some I remember lire on an old thing in high school.

"I wish I could sew myself to you."

"How much money do toi want for your old toothbrush?"

"I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I l’amour you."

"You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way."

"My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known."

"I want to live in a nest of your hair."

toi look like somebody I know. My suivant significant other.

I made sure to buy clothes in all the same couleurs as your clothes and I have been very closely observing your color-wearing habits so now we can look alike every single day

I want to swim in those blue eyes.

I would totally volunteer to be your chemise all jour in order to feel your abs...

toi look so good that I've compiled a whole photo album of toi just sitting in front of me in class

And this is one I didn't just make up but I l’amour it anyway: "Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because toi are the 1".

I got a photo album of every step toi take.

Your nails (claws) sure are yellow. Can toi l’amour me til it hurts? (Yellow Claw song related pun)

I wanna taste your red lips to see if they lie. (Skrillex song related pun)

It's the first of the year, so I wanna be the first one toi fuck this an (another Skrillex song related pun)

That's all I could think of there...