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What is the worst pick up line toi have ever heard/said?

Here are the ones I've been told.vv

"Excuse me, do bras come in size perfect? Because I'd buy that for you. Seriously, what's your cup size?"

"Our long term relationship starts (looks at watch)....now."

"My d*€k just died. Can I burry it in you?"

Can I have directions . . . to your heart?

The one I used.vv

Excuse me, I seem to have Lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
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Whirlwind586 said:
Every single one ever a dit ou heard. Might as well just say "Please rendez-vous amoureux, date me, I'm desperate for love!" ou "I want sex now." They're all just awful.
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CielXlizzy19 said:
I once was joking around with my friend and a dit "What is the html to your existence because daayuum girl toi are the epitome of perfection"

She never lets me live it down.
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Liquid-Dice said:
roses are red
Violets are blue
If toi were a Pokemon
I'd catch toi
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yanglight09 said:
“I could be talking to anyone in this place, but I really want to be talking to you.”

“I l’amour your dress, but I think it would look better on my floor.”

" I Lost my bed, can I borrow yours?"

"My l’amour for toi is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going."

"I wet my pants... can I get in yours?"

"Should I call toi in the morning ou nudge you?"

"Did toi invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us."




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Lexiomega said:
I was told "If toi were a booger, I'd pick toi first."
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