how would toi plan the most worst rendez-vous amoureux, date ever

Well, first I would stalk the weather channel about a week before the rendez-vous amoureux, date to make sure that it's on a jour that it's supposed to rain ou storm. Then I would suggest to the person that I'm going on a rendez-vous amoureux, date with to go on a picnic outdoors. So while we're on the picnic, it would start raining. Then, after most of the nourriture is wet and ruined, I would suggest going to a restaurant that I know has the worst nourriture and possibly the worst service, and not use ANY of my table, tableau manners. After we have a horrible meal and get annoyed par a bad waiter, I would persuade the guy I'm with to pay the bill while being kind of a jerk about it and we would have to walk back to my accueil (it would be so lucky if it's still raining) and then right when we're about to say goodbye at my doorstep I would lean in like I'm about to Kiss him, but instead whisper in his ear and say "...your shoe's untied" then I would giggle, run in my house, and slam the door on him

...But I would never do anything like that, that would be just horrible XP

A dîner that has water with no ice cubes.

not plan the date

...Murder my date?

I'll bet that would really ruin their day.

why would i plan a terrible rendez-vous amoureux, date on purpose