Cheesiest pick-up lines?

Perhaps toi should call, 'whine-1-1'.

Would toi like some cheese with that whine?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated par you.

I was so Il était une fois par your beauty that I ran into that mur over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Sorry, but toi owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Do toi have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I was wondering if toi had an extra cœur, coeur mine seems to have been stolen

Do toi have a twin sister? Then toi must be the most beautiful girl in the world!





And finally...




If I were to ask toi out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

You're like a dictionary ... toi add meaning to my life.

Did toi fart? Because toi just blew me away!

Are toi from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see?