My advice: Get a video game console, preferably an Xbox 360, a copy of Dragon's Dogma, Final fantaisie XIII, Forza Motorsport 3, and Plants Vs. Zombies. toi can't have a bad jour while beating the living shit out of virtual monsters, ou winning some races. I do it.
On another note, I myself have experienced a startling realization recently, as I described in the forum: The Internet takes everything toi l’amour and rapes it and turns it into erotica, as per Rule 34 of the Internet which I believe is a FUCKING BULLSHIT RULE!
Fuck the Internet. However, I will still visit this site as often as possible, as I have a reputation here of making kick-ass fanfics. And that will NOT stop happening anytime soon.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One jour the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF toi STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE plus TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"