Have toi ever been with someone, a dit nothing, and walked away feeling like toi just had the best conversation ever ?

Yup,

With my imaginary bf~

I don't say anything, I think it ^-^ Plus I can make him say whatever I want C: (or do anything I want e3e)

It's one of the benefits to having a imaginary bf compared to a real one.


But irl? yuppp

No. The best conversation ever has already taken place.


God: "Hey...Abraham...?"
Abraham: "Hi God! How are you!"
God: "I'm fine. Listen, on a scale of one to ten, how attached are toi to your son, Isaac?"
Abraham: "O_O....10...definitely a ten."
God: "I see....well.....I'm gonna need toi to kill him as a sacrifice, okay? Bye now." *Starts leaving* "Oh, and par the way, on a scale of 1-10, how attached are toi to your foreskin?"


(Christians will get it. XD)

Aliens.

Aliens.

Nope.