Post A aléatoire Story...

Jamie:The ducks climbed into the arbre pudding.
Geoffrey:WELL DON'T LOOK AT ME USE THE COMPUTER!!
Jamie:I don't have a lock,though.
Geoffrey:Just cook the darn thing,the whistles will be dead any minute.
Jamie:Santa,I think I came too early.
Geoffrey:THEN CLOSE THE CURTAINS!
Jamie:I know how to saw the eighths.
Geoffrey:Kites won't cut,though.
Jamie:Oh,I know how Jupiter is.
Geoffrey:OK,let's just take the batter somewhere.
Jamie:OF COURSE!!Candy doesn't push the car!
Geoffrey:Talk to the walruce.

Me: *Thows a couteau and it killed Jay-Z
Beyonce: MY HERO

Little brother: Look! A squirel!

Dad:*not paying attention* Ice cream cake is what my dad likes 4 his birthday.

Me:*very young and knew no good jokes* Maybe we should use a hot knife! Huh? Huh?

Little brother:*hugew smile 4 a three an old* YEAH!!! We need a couteau on feu to cut it to shreds!!!

Dad:*still not fully paying attention* The cake? It shouln't too hard.

Little brother:*looking confused* No, not the cake Daddy...THE SQUIREL!!! *runs around the room making machine gun noises*

P.S This story happened like 3 years ago

Flippy:*riding a unicorn an laughing*

Fliqpy:*using a helicopter to chop up flippy*

Flippy:*makes the unicorn run faster*

Fliqpy:*drives helicopter faster*

Flippy:*makes his unicorn jump off a cliff and grow wings and cheers*

Fliqpy:*kills them both*

Flippy:*wakes up screaming and flips out*

(this actually happened in an episode of HTF. i have a pic of flippy on the unicorn right before he was chopped up par helicopter blades. and it was all a dream.)

Once there was a boss and kept on being the boss

Once upon a time there was a cookie. But then, I ate it. The end.