question time! :)

If i was just another dusty record on the shelf would toi blow me off and play me like everybody else?

If i asked to scratch my back could toi manage that?

If i was an old school, 50 pound boombox would toi hold me on toi shoulder wherever toi walk?

Would toi turn my volume up before the cops? And crank it higher everytime they told toi to stop?