toi win a scratch-off lottery game that gives toi $2000 a week (after taxes) for the rest of your life. Do toi keep your job?

Ahh.I don't want to sell my soul.

I'm too young to buy them and I don't have a job anyway.

I'd rather just give that lotto ticket to someone before they find out it's me, and if I did have job, I'd keep it. Everyone should work to earn something, not just get it for no reason.