EVERYONE REMAIN CALM I AM A feu MARSHALL

hello folks feu Marshall Phill at your service!
Now I am gonna montrer toi some hazards and how to get away from it!
Op I see one right now! LET ME SHPW toi SHUMSING!
Say your carrying this ice cream your about to lick it but then someone says "LOOK A HIPPO EATTING A TREE" *looks to at a. aléatoire direction* and all of a sudden toi can't see where your crème glacée went and SPLAT *makes the ice cream go into someone's eyes* someone gets hit par the ice cream
Oh another typical hazard! LET ME montrer toi SHUMSING!
Your trying to fix a computer but then toi decide to cool your feet into this bucket of water *standing in a bucket with water* toi grab one piece of the computer and then *gets shocked par the cord then smoke appeared and there was a big hole*